What words do you live by?

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"If someone says 'Have a nice weekend,' I never say 'You too,' because I never know if, perhaps, by the time the weekend rolls around, I will have other plans for that person. Come Friday, I may wish to have them slain." -George Carlin
 

Superhyperactiveman

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Chase Yojimbo said:
"A million women, a hundred years, i only need the one"
"Two things are infinite in the universe, the universe itself, and human stupidity, and im not sure about the universe."
Actually, and don't quote me on this, because I'm not a major science whiz just some guy regurgitating something he heard a while back, scientists have actually discovered that the universe is finite. Like, there is a physical boundary to the universe, where if you kept going in one direction long enough, you'd hit a weird space wall. This would, however, be impossible... because... gravity and... physics... and Harry Potter magic or something make it so that no matter how hard you try, you can't reach the barrier, and eventually get pulled away from the wall. It's still there, you just can't get to it. Kind of weird though. Makes you wonder what's on the other side of the wall...

OT: "Don't pray for God to fix the world, son. Pray for Him to give you the strength to fix the world."
 

gamepopper101

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"Work less, sleep more!"

Got it from a t-shirt and I've been using it since :D
Sad as I may be, I have a variant which is "Work less, Game more!"
 

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SnootyEnglishman said:
The best phrase that keeps me going and helps me stay in a calm manner is "Shit Happens. Deal with it." It's short, it's simple and gets to the point.
That's a good one. Allow me to add some:

"Treat others as you would like to be treated"

"Men go to prison; animals get put down"

Admittedly, the last one is my view on murderers but still.
 

veratixx

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philosophicalbastard said:
Anything said by Kamina in Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann.
This =P

also:
Treat your elders with respect, unless they treat you like shit.
You'll never know if you never try.
Don't care about what others say or think about you, think about yourself once in a while.
 

gamepopper101

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Oh, another one of mine "When you can't do anything else, end it with a bang"

Just don't take it literally.
 

KorLeonis

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Haven't read the whole thread, so I may have been ninja'd on this, but...

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

Truly words to live by.

But really, "The Dude abides" is probably more my style.
 

Axzarious

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Superhyperactiveman said:
Actually, and don't quote me on this, because I'm not a major science whiz just some guy regurgitating something he heard a while back, scientists have actually discovered that the universe is finite. Like, there is a physical boundary to the universe, where if you kept going in one direction long enough, you'd hit a weird space wall. This would, however, be impossible... because... gravity and... physics... and Harry Potter magic or something make it so that no matter how hard you try, you can't reach the barrier, and eventually get pulled away from the wall. It's still there, you just can't get to it. Kind of weird though. Makes you wonder what's on the other side of the wall...

Would you like the red pill, or the blue pill?
 

Ekonk

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"You can't bullshit a cricket"

I don't live by words, I live by DEEDS.

gamerguy473 said:
IF at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that it ever happened.
Oooh, that's a nice one.