What would be the most random military conflict in the world?

[Voodoomancer]

Iceland vs. Britain fighting over cod, and Iceland winning.

Oh wait...

 

[Sacman]

Lesotho VS South Africa...

 

[Micklet]

There are already so many savage ideas up here, and some I could actually see reason for, even though they would never happen. Although when you think about it, Switzerland are ready and poised to attack any nation in the world. Most of the worlds banking is done there, and so they could hold the world to ransom and win......my god.....

 

[Nukey]

the most random conflict already happened
Canada vs Ireland

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

An alliance of French Guana, Macedonia and Laos versus Gabon, Nicaragua and Uzbekistan. Look em up on the globe. Those six declaring war on each other would be the most incomprehensible conflict imagineable.

 

[sgtshock]

The entire Earth vs. North Korea.

Kim Jong Il: "YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE SO TOUGH! HA! GLORIOUS NORTH KOREAN ARMY SHALL DESTROY YOU! TREMBLE BEFORE OUR NUCLEAR ARSENAL! OUR ARMIES WILL MARCH ACROSS YOUR LAN-"
*gets cut off as a 2,000 missiles level the entirety of North Korea*

 

[Crimsane]

Somalia vs. Japan. "Pirates!" "Ninjas!" "Pirates!" "Ninjas!"

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

Vatican city vs Northern Ireland

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland? Think it through. If you're going to pull out random countries, do it with some kind of finesse. Vanuatu declare war on Costa Rica as the first rung on their ladder towards total banana domination. If I was in the Bahamas, I'd be shitting myself.

 

[FinalHeart95]

North America versus World.

I say if it works in hockey all-star games, then it can work in wars too.

 

[AWC Viper]

NZ vs. Canada

 

[person427]

guatemala vs rwanda
italy vs cuba
scotland vs south korea

(cookie for the first to get reference for that last one)

I think that's from a starburst commercial. Antarctica, Canada, Russia, and Greenland vs. Latin America and the Middle East. Cold vs. Hot

 

[TheHitcher]

Armenia vs Turkey.

Oh wait...

 

[ljd184]

greenland vs iceland

 

[Katana314]

America vs Washington DC.

And amazingly enough, it's the sort of thing that might happen someday.

 

[Sparrow]

China Vs America

America Vs Britain

Ireland Vs Wales.

China takes away America's oil.

Europe steps in and whoops Ameirca.

...and, erm. I'd say the last is a pretty fair fight as long as England and Scotland don't lend a hand to either side.

 

[Yeq]

Arctic vs Antarctica.

Not sure if penguins would be involved.

 

[Imat]

Canadia and the US. I remember joking 4 or 5 years ago that I'd be sitting in class and would see Canadian Mounties (Complete with horses) paradrop onto the school grounds and claim them as their own. Hopefully the Canadians here won't mind too terribly that I jokingly call their country Canadia sometimes and that I laughed at the image of the Mounties on horses dropping from the sky. Just a disclaimer here: I know it's Canada, and I know the RCMP are a serious police force, not a military force, which does not always ride around (And invade countries) on horseback.

Anyways, Canadia vs the US would be a weird war to think about...

 

[piearenice]

Probably countries that are fighting over religion, oh wait that already happens.

 

[renner-08]

If Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and Alaska teamed up to declare war on mainland USA. I think there might be enough collective bitterness to make this viable.

Actually, Canada declaring war on anybody sounds out of place. And I'm a Canadian that's well aware of the Afghanistan situation. But random would be if Canada invaded Greenland. I mean, there's nothing there other than a potentially stronger claim to the North.

Ya Canada goes to war all the time we just go help other people in their's rather than start our own.

why would we need to start our own?

... unless the US invades...

then shits goin DOWN

 

[renner-08]

Canadaien Civil War.

The one country in the world nobody gives two shites about tearing itself apart would be freiking awesome.

you sir just reinforced my stereotype of americans being jackasses

well done