What would be your Fatality?

[Jaranja]

death by bass solo.

and my amp works on plasma, and my strings are made out of the intestines of god.

And the guitar itself is made of one big diamond!

 

[Jaranja]

throw a wii(the console not my piss) at them call it a WIIALTY if you can think of a better way to use my wii tell me.

Burn it, saves on the heating bill.

 

[Outofideas]

Pocket dictionary in one hand.

Thesaurus in the other.

Then violently papercut every inch of their body while berating them for their poor sentence structure and misuse of punctuation. They bleed out from a million cuts while feeling bad about themselves.

 

[Lucane]

Take a photo of them that captures there essense toss it into the air above them and before they catch it throw a shuriken at it that explode on contact and blow up the original victim voodoo doll style.

 

[Plurralbles]

Drive an empty syringe into their vein and push the plunger down.

 

[dunnace]

I would shotgun them into a wall of chainsaws while screaming "BOOM MOTHER FUCKA!"

OK it'd probably be me taking their head and repeatability bashing it into the ground while reciting poetry about death.

And then I'd shotgun them.

 

[ribonuge]

My face would melt off and slither across the ground to their feet. From there it would assimilate with their internal fluids via their skin pores. Their whole body would slowly turn into an image of my face and subsequently explode, leaving my liquid face to reattach itself to my head.

 

[ChaosGenesis]

First I would ***** on their ***** until **** comes out their **** and then **** in ******* until I'm ***** while simultaneously ******** chicken.
First I would dance on their couch until milk comes out their nose and then spin in circles until I'm dizzy while simultaneously eating chicken.

Then I'd probably stab them or something.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Everything goes dark. The lights come back on. There is only a skeleton left.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

I dunno [HEADING=2]MIND BULLETS[/HEADING] seriously I'd probably do a kinda Skorpion on it bring them towards then I would go a bit Dragon Ball style knock them up the air and have a Volley ball game with myself then grab them and bring them down Meteor Drive Style.

 

[RobThePrezodent]

i would wait and let their body slowly decay over time, or if i was in a hurry i would have a lightsaber that fires bears. that outta do the trick

 

[Toasty Virus]

Skinning them alive sounds decently painful.

With my bare hands.

You made me spit Tea all over my Monitor!

OT: I'd punch them with a baseball bat or submit them to a majority of the Xbox Live community


That'd show'em

 

[QuickDEMOL1SHER]

I would kill them with my nerdyness.

NERDALIIY!!!

 

[bobknowsall]

I use my super-fast posting skills to post first on every thread about my enemy, saying that he/she sucks.

My enemy will be so humiliated that he/she commits suicide

You fiend!

OT: Probably something simple like raising them above my head and snapping them in two. Or ripping out their skull and spinal cord. Oh, wait...

Considering how inventive the violence in MK gets, it's difficult to be original, hah.

 

[Aunel]

death by bass solo.

and my amp works on plasma, and my strings are made out of the intestines of god.

And the guitar itself is made of one big diamond!

Bass damn you bass!
not guitar

no, diamonds are for men that like other men!
My bass shall be made out of kittens and sunshine.

 

[Insideout Ink Demon]

to cast a magic spell that makes my opponent repeatedly orgasm none stop until they dehydrate shrivel up n die looking like some sort of mummy

 

[WestMountain]

Sarcasm/sarcasm

 

[Jaranja]

death by bass solo.

and my amp works on plasma, and my strings are made out of the intestines of god.

And the guitar itself is made of one big diamond!

Bass damn you bass!
not guitar

no, diamonds are for men that like other men!
My bass shall be made out of kittens and sunshine.

*cough* A Bass Guitar -.-

You ninny!

 

[Kinguendo]

I would pack their sweet pink mouth with so much Ice Cream they would be the envy of every Jerry on the block... Tobias Funke Style!

Spoiler: FUNKE!

Tobias Funke is now in your thread... Everything that is said from now on automatically wins!

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Pull a microwave out of hammerspace, stuff my victim's entire body into it, and turn it on until you hear the 'POP!', then open it and let the remains fall out.