What would be your Fatality?

[Jamous]

I'd stare at them, and they'd start bleeding. Starting to bleed from easy areas, after a while they'd even bleed out of their pores. Then they'd explode.

 

[EliteFreq]

Fart up their nose and then while they gag, Cut off their legs so that they collapse on the floor, then set them on fire. And then cook their legs and eat them...

 

[magnuslion]

squirrel aids. my fatality would show them leave and go about thier daily lives for a month or two, when suddenly bam!!! the die.

FATALITY! Squirrel Aids!

 

[GodofDisaster]

I would tear of their skin with a rusty hook, and then wrap it around their face smothering them.

 

[Rayansaki]

The Dragon in my hair swallows them completely ala Bayonetta?

 

[Saul B]

Hyperpunch style. I punch my fist into their chest, and pull out their still-beating heart.

 

[Ranooth]

I'd probably copy Itchy and Scratchy, ALL OF IT!

 

[hermes]

I would shout "go f*ck yourself". Then I would proceed to demostrate on him how is that physically possible.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

I use my super-fast posting skills to post first on every thread.

You have failed this time.
As such, you must either commit suicide for being beaten, or evolve into ÜBERLUB.
But at least you now have someone to try and beat at fast typing.

I'm the guy that out-typed him, and I didn't actually try, I just clicked on this thread and posted.

I can't type that fast.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'm the guy that out-typed him, and I didn't actually try, I just clicked on this thread and posted.

I can't type that fast.

Shhhh, while you have him distracted, I'll put a sedative into his drink, that should slow him down enough for most people to out-type him

 

[AplChild]

I would read them a very sad story from the newspaper and as they cry I'll throw a bear at them.

 

[Wintermoot]

rickrolling nuf, said

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Beat them with my Bare Damn Hands!
Saxton Hale style.

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

Nerdgasm- Wave my glowing hand and a dragon made of books appears before rushing them. They die from paper cuts. Humiliating is it not?

Or

Bloody Pomegranate- Take out a frag, Stuff it down their throat. Watch them blow up in a bloody mess.

 

[Slash Dementia]

Forward, forward, forward, down, low punch - Tackle them to the ground and then proceed to rip their stomach and insides apart furiously until they bleed out.

Forward, back, forward, back, high punch - (Hook swords/facing opponent's back) Stick a hook in each eye socket and then pull apart from the sides.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Shhhh, while you have him distracted, I'll put a sedative into his drink, that should slow him down enough for most people to out-type him

okay then,

I use my super-fast posting skills to post first on every thread about my enemy, saying that he/she sucks.

My enemy will be so humiliated that he/she commits suicide

Hubilub, look a distraction.

[sub]Do it now dammit[/sub]

 

[Cherry Cola]

Shhhh, while you have him distracted, I'll put a sedative into his drink, that should slow him down enough for most people to out-type him

okay then,

I use my super-fast posting skills to post first on every thread about my enemy, saying that he/she sucks.

My enemy will be so humiliated that he/she commits suicide

Hubilub, look a distraction.

[sub]Do it now dammit[/sub]

Do you mean that one? *points at a different distraction to distract you*

 

[GrinningManiac]

I would walk up to them, poke them gently between the eyes and walk away.


They would stand there looking mildly confused for a second, then gib spectacularly, leaving only their legs from the knees down standing there as though nothing had happened.

I love this

I can just imagine the wide-eyed, Shaggy-from-Scooby-Doo-is-Confused "Buh?" expression

OT: I'd gibber and giggle maniacally before suddenly jamming a meat hook through their shoulder-socket and pushing away at them with a boot to the face before their arm is ripped off

I'd then beat the dying looser to death with their arm

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

I use my super-fast posting skills to post first on every thread about my enemy, saying that he/she sucks.

My enemy will be so humiliated that he/she commits suicide

/thread

I've actually thought about this alot. As such, I will list more than one

Split ribcage open, yank out lungs, super-quickly reset ribcage, enemy asphyxiates in some comical fashion -Fatality

Screen goes black, screams and the sounds of something large feeding violently -Animality (see what i did there?)

Summon an airstrike... on myself - Hara-Kiri

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Shhhh, while you have him distracted, I'll put a sedative into his drink, that should slow him down enough for most people to out-type him

okay then,

I use my super-fast posting skills to post first on every thread about my enemy, saying that he/she sucks.

My enemy will be so humiliated that he/she commits suicide

Hubilub, look a distraction.

[sub]Do it now dammit[/sub]

Do you mean that one? *points at a different distraction to distract you*

what, where?

*looks around room*