What would be your Fatality?

[evilomega13]

Stuff they're mouth with mento's and throw them in a pool of diet coke.
That, or dismembering them bit by bit; first the nails, then the fingers/toes, then the hands/feet, then the lower limbs, then the upper limbs, then the crotch...then the rest of them bit by bit. I'd have to feed them some of the parts to for the hell of it

 

[Cherry Cola]

Shhhh, while you have him distracted, I'll put a sedative into his drink, that should slow him down enough for most people to out-type him

okay then,

I use my super-fast posting skills to post first on every thread about my enemy, saying that he/she sucks.

My enemy will be so humiliated that he/she commits suicide

Hubilub, look a distraction.

[sub]Do it now dammit[/sub]

Do you mean that one? *points at a different distraction to distract you*

what, where?

*looks around room*

*executes my new fatality*

Flawless victory
Fatality

 

[Raventyr]

Summon a swarm of ravens to peck the skin from their flesh while pulling of a sonic boom laced with salt and vinegar, then summon a zombie horde to devour the twitching flesh from their bones, except for their arse. THEN uppercut them in to the rings of saturn so that their skeleton is smashed in to a bajillion pieces before ricocheting in to the sun, except for their arse which is tractor beamed in by aliens for some major probing.

 

[Danpascooch]

I would stare at them, then they would explode.

I am the best starer ever.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Rip open their chest, pull out their intestines and make balloon animals out of them.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Do you mean that one? *points at a different distraction to distract you*

what, where?

*looks around room*

*executes my new fatality*

Flawless victory
Fatality

Fuck, why am I so easly distracted?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Do you mean that one? *points at a different distraction to distract you*

what, where?

*looks around room*

*executes my new fatality*

Flawless victory
Fatality

Fuck, why am I so easly distracted?

Happens to the best of us

I'm the guy that out-typed him, and I didn't actually try, I just clicked on this thread and posted.

I can't type that fast.

Shhhh, while you have him distracted, I'll put a sedative into his drink, that should slow him down enough for most people to out-type him

You're next!

 

[CNKFan]

I punch a hole in their chest, grab their spine, and then lift them over my head and slam their's onto the ground.

 

[etherlance]

I would put grab them in a one armed headlock and use the other hand to super charge their body with electricity (GO RAIDEN!)

then when they cant take any more I'd throw them away from me and as they stand up, click my fingers and watch as their bodies spasm uncontrolably to the point when they explode in an electric super nova!!

 

[Blue22]

I'd probably just hurl my vast quantity of Nintendo games at the until they died of nerd rage.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I'm the guy that out-typed him, and I didn't actually try, I just clicked on this thread and posted.

I can't type that fast.

Shhhh, while you have him distracted, I'll put a sedative into his drink, that should slow him down enough for most people to out-type him

You're next!

I've had worse. Ye cannot best me, Ye cannot beat me, Ye cannot keep me down.

Spoiler

I have eternity on my side. Lets dance!
*Readies the cleaver and blank stare*

 

[gutterball17]

Rip out their still beating heart and choke them with it. Wheeeeeeee!

 

[Cherry Cola]

I'm the guy that out-typed him, and I didn't actually try, I just clicked on this thread and posted.

I can't type that fast.

Shhhh, while you have him distracted, I'll put a sedative into his drink, that should slow him down enough for most people to out-type him

You're next!

I've had worse. Ye cannot best me, Ye cannot beat me, Ye cannot keep me down.

Spoiler

I have eternity on my side. Lets dance!
*Readies the cleaver and blank stare*

FINE! Let's do-Hey, what's that over there? *points*

 

[ma55ter_fett]

The explodeing heart technique from Kill Bill, deadly and doesn't leave a mess.

 

[Lemon Of Life]

I'd wait until my nemesis is on his deathbed, old and crippled. I'd burst into the room, roundhouse the doctor and unplug the life support machine.

HaaaaDOUKEN!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

FINE! Let's do-Hey, what's that over there? *points*

*extinguishes the light source*
Sorry, the batteries seem to have run out... I'll only take a minute.
*disappears and reappears behind Hubilub holding the cleaver above their head*

 

[SilverUchiha]

Over the top, eh?

I would push a button. At which point, needles would rain from the sky and all avoid my character but hit the opponent all over. As the last of the needs fall, my character lights up a cigar to celebrate his over-the-top victory. He tosses the cigar towards the opponent who is then lit aflame as all the needles were, indeed, flammable. The opponent suddenly gets a burst of energy as he runs around the stage in panic (forgetting to stop-drop-&-roll). After he goes back and forth enough, my character grabs the opponent's face, rips out his/her skull, and beats him/her to death with it (that doesn't seem physically possible).

As the game declares my character the winner and the word "Fatality" comes on screen, my character would proceed to skullfuck his opponent's skull that he had just ripped out of him. Huzzah for showmanship!

 

[Cherry Cola]

FINE! Let's do-Hey, what's that over there? *points*

*extinguishes the light source*
Sorry, the batteries seem to have run out... I'll only take a minute.
*disappears and reappears behind Hubilub holding the cleaver above their head*

*both get run over by a buss*

[sub]I told you to look but did you listen? NOOOOO[/sub]

 

[Nazulu]

Rip there skin off and summon a crap load of salt from the heaven directly onto them. Then while they're screaming in pain, I will set them on fire.