What would/does the sign on your lair say?

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Probably of these for my bedroom;

Bring beer or go away
Caution boiling tar above
No Trespassing, trespassers will be politely asked to leave

 

[Terminate421]

The Password IS NOT "Password"

 

[Viking Incognito]

If you don't use the secret knock you will be shot.

 

[Reptiloid]

"THIS IS NOT A SECRET LAIR" in all caps. That way, any traveler passing by would think "Oh, so that's not a secret lair. No point going in there then!" It's brilliant, I tell you!

 

[C117]

"Git off mah lawn!"

Even if I have no lawn...

 

[Ham_authority95]

I would install a light on my door, and the sign would read: "If this light is turned on, I'm probably getting my mack on. Don't come in."

 

[Gralian]

Eh, what can i say. I'm going old school with this one!

Spoiler: Charon won't be waiting for you here.

 

[noble cookie]

I always loved the gate on Borderlands that leads to headstone mine.

It would be similar to that by having a door that leads to another door that says "Piss off" on it.

 

[Red Right Hand]

I would take a leaf out of GTA's book and steal:

"Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."

 

[smithy_2045]

You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.

 

[Atmos Duality]

I have a sign that says "Dragon Crossing" on my door. Does that count?

 

[Malyc]

Spoiler

Might be required to have 3-5 of these, 1 for every door that i use...

 

[Fetzenfisch]

The signs on my door say:

"Privatclub"
"Kein Zutritt -Artists Only"
"nothing" (just a black sign, with white text "nothing")
"An T-é nach bhfuil láidir ní foláir dó bheith slic"
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana"

 

[Malyc]

Spoiler

I want a sign like that. Or "Forget the dog, beware of owner."

How bout this one?

 

[imnot]

Mine simply says:

"Abstoppen mit Hilfe der Nischenpoller verboten"

Cookies for anyone who can understand that.

according to google
"prohibited stopping with the help of the recessed bollards"
???

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

"The Management is not responsible for any outrage experienced upon entering this room."
(That's on my sister's door )
If I have an evil lair: http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100730161650/simpsons/images/thumb/c/cf/Republican_party_headquarters.png/250px-Republican_party_headquarters.png
Alternatively:http://wilderdom.com/images/RiskSharpEdgesSign.jpg

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Can't get a picture of it but my bedroom door has a sign on it saying "entry refused to owners of vaginas"

just for the hell of it, really

 

[UltraDeth]

Outside my bedroom "Nothing comes in between meal times"

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Cookies/Cake or GTFO.

I don't have a sign that says this, but I need one. Would be awesome!

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Sophmore year of college I took a class on interior trim and finish work. (construction management major) Our classes are in a warehouse type part of the building, and there were small 20'x30' houses built by the framing classes that each group was given a room to drywall, etc.
My group and I, in between projects, made a sign for the door to our room with beveled edges, a decorative border done on a table mounted router. Unfortunately, we never got around to staining it.

TLR "No Smoting"

(We also built a cardboard fire place a tiny mantle to keep a picture of the A-Team in our room.)