My bedroom door has a load of random writing and pictures on it.
It's what happens when I'm bored and there's a Sharpie lying around.
My bedroom walls are in pretty much the same state.
As for a lair... "Please close the door when you leave, thanks. "
I've got one of these on my door:
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All I have is a big dry erase calendar that never gets updated. :/
Oh and an ugly shibori noren (tie dyed japanese curtain). This has made me realize, I really need to get out the sewing machine and make one out of something nicer than the beige canvas of the one I have up.
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen.
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit.
My lair doesn't have a sign, it's underwater.
My room should probably have a sign that says "Enter at your own risk, the owner will not be responsible for any dragon attacks."
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