What would/does the sign on your lair say?

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Karakasa

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Suddenly I heard a rapping as if someone was a tapping, tapping upon my chamber door.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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I rather like the idea of having "PISS OFF" in giant granite-carved letters outside my lair. I don't like being bothered much.
 

Harley Q

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Maluku said:
Mine simply says:

"Abstoppen mit Hilfe der Nischenpoller verboten"

Cookies for anyone who can understand that.
The best I can get from that is that "It is forbidden to stop at the bollards"

Do I get a cookie for effort? :)
 

Harley Q

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The sign for my lair shall read:

"The owner takes no responcibility for anyone injured by tripping over the corpses of trespassers"
 

Andalusa

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My bedroom door has a load of random writing and pictures on it.
It's what happens when I'm bored and there's a Sharpie lying around.
My bedroom walls are in pretty much the same state.

As for a lair... "Please close the door when you leave, thanks. :)"
 

loc978

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I've got one of these on my door:
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badgersprite

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"Secret Lair 100m
Keep Left
Watch For Dragons"

I may be a villain, but I'm a social villain. I don't mind the company.
 

Hiikuro

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If I had something (though I don't want anything, as I am very minimalistic when it comes to 'marking my territory'), it would be something like this:

"You are now leaving reality. Please take off your sanity and leave it by the door. Thank you for your cooperation."
 

JezebelinHell

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All I have is a big dry erase calendar that never gets updated. :/
Oh and an ugly shibori noren (tie dyed japanese curtain). This has made me realize, I really need to get out the sewing machine and make one out of something nicer than the beige canvas of the one I have up.
 

Xpwn3ntial

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I have this taped to the outside of my door.


Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Buddhism: It is only the illusion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen.
Rastafarianism: Smoke that shit.
 

GeorgW

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My lair doesn't have a sign, it's underwater.
My room should probably have a sign that says "Enter at your own risk, the owner will not be responsible for any dragon attacks."
 

SimuLord

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[image src=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3266/2774714996_6129d89bd6.jpg]

Or: "Warning. Entering this room is insight into how Fox's mind works. You SURE you want to know?"