What would happen if you call 666\616....

[matnatz]

That's my number!

 

[slevin8989]

The Captain Planet Theme Song... that is all

Must call... Must hear planet saving theme song...

Back foul fiend!

Hey hey captain planet is listening to you

Spoiler

@.@ *starts praying furiously*

You better man he might come and recycle you're trash cans and you don't want that

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

The Captain Planet Theme Song... that is all

Must call... Must hear planet saving theme song...

Back foul fiend!

Hey hey captain planet is listening to you

Spoiler

@.@ *starts praying furiously*

You better man he might come and recycle you're trash cans and you don't want that

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*causes as much pollution as possible*

 

[slevin8989]

The Captain Planet Theme Song... that is all

Must call... Must hear planet saving theme song...

Back foul fiend!

Hey hey captain planet is listening to you

Spoiler

@.@ *starts praying furiously*

You better man he might come and recycle you're trash cans and you don't want that

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*causes as much pollution as possible*

You sir have just destroyed the ozone thanks

 

[The Great JT]

You die by hearing the Captain Planet theme song.

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

If you call 616 - ".yad ecin a evaH .eid uoy enehw lleH ni nrub lliw uoY .enim won si luos ruoY"

If you call 666: "Calling this number doesn't do anything, you idiot! Stop running up my bill you crazy kids!"

 

[Ray De Ation]

If you dial 666 three Policemen turn up at your door, standing on their heads.

Bizarro policemen!

 

[timmytom1]

Hello you've reached the office of Iron Maiden we are sorry to tell you that we cannot come to the phone right now so if you'll just hold ("Number of The Beast" plays)

Greatest phone number ever??

 

[CombineSoldier]

666 isn't the number of the beast, the number was mistranslated. It's 616. So i imagine very would little would occur, either that or you rick rolled

THANK you. it's 616. no one gets that.

 

[Grayjack]

I called 616 and 666 before, and nothing happened.

 

[Aunel]

is it possible to request a number from your phone company, than you could get that number, and everytime somebody calls you you could reply with satan's voicemail "hey, you reached satans, leave a message after the tortured howl, and I will get back to you, keep it evil, bye"

 

[VincentX3]

Why would I call Satan when he's sitting next to me?

LOL.

But anyway, do you know what happens? Probably nothing, but ever since I tried to summon bloody Mary and literally went hysterical in the hours leading up to midnight only to find I'm still alive and that I did it wrong, I've learned not to tamper with superstition, despite how dumb it may be.

I feel for you, I wanted to try that one time when I was a lad.
But it was bloody scary x[

 

[General Alexei]

Why would I call Satan when he's sitting next to me?

Is that where he is?
Tell him if he doesn't get my fucking coffee in the next six minutes he's fired.

I'd probably get an information service or something.

Get you a coffee? He said he was going out to get me a bagel! I was wondering why he had been gone for a couple of hours.



Shut up.

 

[Abedeus]

"You better hurry up, you pulled me out of a hot tub with Saddam and a couple of incubuses!"

 

[A Pious Cultist]

666 isn't the number of the beast, the number was mistranslated. It's 616. So i imagine very would little would occur, either that or you rick rolled

Citation plz? Oh and don't say QI, they've been known to spread NEW common misconceptions.

is it possible to request a number from your phone company, than you could get that number, and everytime somebody calls you you could reply with satan's voicemail "hey, you reached satans, leave a message after the tortured howl, and I will get back to you, keep it evil, bye"

THIS. In a slightly camp American telesaler voice.

 

[TheDean]

maybe i'd hear rap. It doesn't get worse than rap.

Then again, why would 666/616 be bad? If it's anti-that-god-guy it's probably awesome.

 

[VincentX3]

maybe i'd hear rap. It doesn't get worse than rap.

Then again, why would 666/616 be bad? If it's anti-that-god-guy it's probably awesome.

You know what...... YOUR ABSOLUTLY RIGHT!
Have a cookie!

 

[CezarIgnat]

I think I would hear "The number you have dialed is unavailable"

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

I called it once acctually and weirdly it says your number as been blocked from calling this number or something, meaning it is acctually someone's/something's phone number.