What would video game hell look like?

[Mr_spamamam]

Invisible wall everwhere

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Only game would be E.T for the Atari 2600, while we watch the ones in heaven play the still unreleased Duke Nukem Forever, which looks totally awesome from our side. And Satan is actually Pyramid Head.

 

[dmase]

At first it wouldn't be so bad and then all the sudden the connection failed icon shows up. And you lose everything you earned during that session. It doesn't just happen once but all the time and slowly it gets worse and worse the gameplay starts to lag with the internet connection except everyone else has perfect highspeed except you... you have dial up. Oh god the horror.

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

*snip*

It would look like E.T.

Damm Ninja'd

 

[DarkRyter]

We would be forced to create Wii shovelware.

DAMN YOU IMAGINE BABIES 2008!

 

[Boxinatorizore]

Superman 64 and E.T.

 

[Rascarin]

A loading screen that lasts for hours and makes the console/computer make a horrid whirring sound the whole time. When Hell finally loads, you can barely see it because none of the textures have loaded properly. The sound keeps hiccuping, and there is bloom lighting EVERYWHERE.

You try and move, and every time you press a button the controls re-map themselves. Eventually, you reach the first NPC only to find he is voiced by the guy who did the main character in "Two Worlds". He spews an unskippable barrage of exposition, and when he finally stops, the console/computer RROD's (or equivalent), and you have to do it all over again.

 

[Internet Kraken]

You get a bunch of cool weapons and armor, but the condition they come in is so pitiful that you can't even use them against one enemy.

 

[Boxinatorizore]

Oh new idea for this hell.

All the horrible monsters and foul demons living in this hellhole would be the most annoying and frustrating enemies in gaming.
Like the flood pure forms from Halo 3 and the the Bloodmounts from Gears 2 and the Geth stalkers from Mass effect and any other enemies I missed out on. Combine that with the horrid gameplay ideas you guys are coming up with and this hell would be nasty.

Yes and those poisonous headcrabs from half-life 2

 

[Trendkill6]

You are in a plain white room with a game console hooked-up to a huge HD tv.
In the console is the world's greatest game, you play it, save, and go to sleep.
You wake up the next morning and go to load your save file and the data is corrupted!
And this happens to you for all eternity.

 

[The Donkey From Shrek]

It would be Metal Gear Solid:all with its cheese dialogs and characters and instead of Snake...its Solid Master Chief

or

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends (NES) it kills my brain it burns my soul..
you should try it

You are in a plain white room with a game console hooked-up to a huge HD tv.
In the console is the world's greatest game, you play it, save, and go to sleep.
You wake up the next morning and go to load your save file and the data is corrupted!
And this happens to you for all eternity.

Than try not to sleep

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Sonic 3D, as far as the eye can see!

Combine that with stupid new characters and doll versions of all of them, not to mention human-hedgehog romance, and you got yourself a place of eternal torment.

The Adventure games were pretty ok, though, IMO.

Human hedgehog romance?! WTF is this?!?

Anyway, video game hell would be like Fallout 3 but with raging fanboy/fangirls everywhere. And... damn, my imagination sucks today. I can't think of anything.

 

[Xojins]

I imagine a place where you're constantly forced to play ET for Atari.

 

[Chibz]

A "western country" that has a government that bans video games basically on a whim.

Just putting it out there...

Spoiler

 

[redShift_]

EA 's Studio

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

This, exactly though.

 

[CoziestPigeon]

I've been thinking very spiritually in the past few days and I've always wondered... if video games had a sort of 'afterlife' a place where all games go once their franchise has been discontinued or once the console it was on has bit the dust what would it be like?
I imagine that if a franchise was good (Halo, Silent Hill, Half Life, Bioshock, Prince of Persia, Metal Gear Solid, Mario etc) it would go to a nice video game heaven. Where all gameplay is completely glitch free and the graphics are finely detailed and the gaming community is all smart sophisticated witty and caring individuals.
But now I ask what about the logical opposite?
If a franchise was bad and was sent to the lake of fire for video games what would it be like? Would it be populated by the worst consoles like the Virtual boy and the Jaguar? Would hard drives be melting everywhere? Would everything be glitchy and unplayable?
Would Uwe Boll be the Satan of this nightmare?

What do you reckon a video game hell would look like?

(please keep trolling to a minimum, hell has enough fire already without people starting flame wars.)

It would look like E.T.

/thread.

 

[Da_Schwartz]

It'd be like the oregon trail and your surround by snakes, ppl with dysentary and river banks.

 

[hopeneverdies]

You play Eternal Darkness and when it says your data is corrupted




It's telling the truth

Or Big Rigs runs on all screens. And infinitely respawning enemies while you are standing still, even when you enter the pause screen.

Raiden is the Satan.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Working for Sonic Team.

Oh, blimey I have been ripping on Sonic Team a lot now haven't I?