What would video game hell look like?

[MiracleOfSound]

It be the Cortana level in Halo 3 over and over again ahhh

shudder


it would also have satan as a host and would repeatedly rage quit

 

[TsunamiWombat]

We would be forced to create Wii shovelware.

DAMN YOU IMAGINE BABIES 2008!

So THATS where Nintendo gets it's workforce :|

 

[dnnydllr]

Assassin's Creed...a lot of jews and a lot of.....Assassins
I kid really, but it probably would have the same repetitive storyline and or tasks.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Camping & rocket launchers, not to mention hacks & LAG, lots and lots of lag.

Urgh i hate snipers

 

[sgtshock]

A Halo 3 team match, only every single player (except you) is ten years old. They constantly talk about how they are the best at the game and insult you every time they kill you. You cannot mute them, and if try to ignore them you will be whipped.

 

[Nazulu]

Playing Brawl online with no weapons and extreme lag with 2 computer replacements. Not just that but you have to play with the Wiimote.

 

[nova18]

1 million NPCS.
All sharing the same voice and single line of dialogues.

Oblivion style.
You spend eternity walking past endless crowds of people all saying "How goes it?".

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Whenever someone gives me a thread title like this I'm so tempted to say "Your Mother". But I shan't, how about the devs be forced to play their game constantly?

 

[RebelRising]

Bowser frozen in in a lake at the center, chewing on Jack Thompson in his mouth, for all eternity.

 

[JRCB]

Either that or just being forced to play some terrible sonic game at gunpoint.

Wait, if you die in Hell, are you done forever? If so, pull that trigger. Immediately.

 

[TheSentinel]

I actually think Hell is a video game. YOu have to battle an endless war and if you get killed you respawn and are forced to keep fighting! Image that!

Dude, that's Valhalla. The Viking's view of heaven.

 

[hippykiller]

maybe fall out 4, maybe Your DnD meeting place(my basement) but i think we can all agree on that it is likely ......... Jack Thompson's house lol.

 

[AceDefective]

i would have to say having a controller for the PS3 (ya no the weird one)
shuved down your throught

 

[kickintheface14]

nope you will be in a lot of pain

Either that or just being forced to play some terrible sonic game at gunpoint.

Wait, if you die in Hell, are you done forever? If so, pull that trigger. Immediately.

 

[Da_Schwartz]

Probably something like "Linger in Shadows" That shits creepy.

 

[balinus]

Strapped to a chair forced to watch Uwe Boll adaptations of all your favorite games for eternity.

 

[The DSM]

It would be battle toads and I wanna be the guy combined.

 

[videot76]

"I vant you to keel seex snow moose", but nothing but "Arctic moose" spawns. Ever.

 

[USSR]

BSoD..everywhere o.o