What would you be if you weren't human?

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Crimsonsniper

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blackshark121 said:
Simply put, what would you be if you weren't human? Take just about anything else: real or not.

Myself, I would go with Asari from Mass Effect. Lifespan, biotics, everything is a perk.
Ya, but wouldn't you then be a hermaphrodite. That would be a relationship killer.
 

TheDoctor455

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Crimsonsniper said:
blackshark121 said:
Simply put, what would you be if you weren't human? Take just about anything else: real or not.

Myself, I would go with Asari from Mass Effect. Lifespan, biotics, everything is a perk.
Ya, but wouldn't you then be a hermaphrodite. That would be a relationship killer.
Er... no...
Actually the Asari, for all intents and purposes, are an ALL FEMALE race. They have a similar biological setup to human females (or so ME1 kept saying). The only reason that they can mate with other species easily regardless of gender is because they're mating involves less physical contact and more of a deep, biotic interaction between two individuals.

On topic...
Myself... I think I might like to be a Xenomorph from the Aliens franchise. Sure, I'd probably die by the end of the movie, but at least I'd have lots of fun along the way.
 

Totenkopf

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I choose cat.
Sleeping all day long, eating... and...
wait...
A cat with hands.
Sleeping all day long, eating, playing video games, you get the idea.
And wings.
And a laser cannon.
And...
 

ssgt splatter

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Foggy_Fishburne said:
If not human. Hm. Either an elf. Or a Nord from Elder Scrolls. Or a cathuman, kinda like the Khajit from Elder Scrolls too. Love cats :) And if I could perhaps a
Oh yeah I'd definetly be a nautolan Jedi :D or a Fallen One, you never know :p
Ok how do you pronounce nautolan?
 

ssgt splatter

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I would choose a Locust. Either the Theron Guard or General RAAM. As cool as the Kantus look, their slimmer profile makes them look weaker physically.
 

XJ-0461

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Hmm. A magician sounds like fun. But...

Witchcraft?

No, Timelord.

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Koganesaga

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Real: A wolf, because wolves rock

Fictional Humanoid: A werewolf among a werewolf society that doesn't need a full moon to trandsform, just fully at will, however the moon effects how strong we are.

Fictional Animal: A prinny from disgaea, but not a slave prinny, a land of carnage prinny.
 

funksobeefy

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a pelican!

I can fly swim and have an awesome beak!

but if had to choose a race? uh a troll from WoW, we be flippin out mon!
 

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bernthalbob616 said:
Hmm. A magician sounds like fun. But...

Witchcraft?

No, Timelord.

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that episode where him and martha meet shakspere!!!
*eats cookie*
 

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silver wolf009 said:
bernthalbob616 said:
Hmm. A magician sounds like fun. But...

Witchcraft?

No, Timelord.

[sup]Cookies for reference[/sup]
that episode where him and martha meet shakspere!!!
*eats cookie*
I was going for the first Christmas episode with David Tennant. But find me a video and I'll get you the cookie.
 

silver wolf009

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bernthalbob616 said:
silver wolf009 said:
bernthalbob616 said:
Hmm. A magician sounds like fun. But...

Witchcraft?

No, Timelord.

[sup]Cookies for reference[/sup]
that episode where him and martha meet shakspere!!!
*eats cookie*
I was going for the first Christmas episode with David Tennant. But find me a video and I'll get you the cookie.
Cant im a school and they block all the videos.
 

Deriaz

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I'd go with a Warforged Juggernaut. I mean, look at it [http://benwootten.deviantart.com/art/Warforged-Juggernaut-123078176]. Who wouldn't want to be a big construct, smashing stuff that gets in your way, being immune to stuff, not needing to sleep, eat, breathe. . . Did I mention you get to be a big construct? I don't know if I did. That's pretty important, 'cause it's the coolest part.