What would YOU do For a Klondike Bar?!?

[Neonbob]

Yea!

OT: I'd stop reading Heart of Darkness for school, even if I fail.

OPEN THE DOORS!
*kicks worker in back*
Move it!

I'd wear crocs.

 

[Neonbob]

Lets get them working quicker!
*Takes bat, breaks Worker's knee-cap*
[sup]I'm going to bed, then to school. Wait for me[/sup]

I'd buy crocs.

*pulls out electric whip*
heheheeeheheheee.
[sup]Oh, okay. Fine.[/sup]
I'll just beat these people senseless.
>:-D

I'd wear the same clothes for the rest of my life.

 

[Neonbob]

Be back when I can!
Don't kill them when I'm gone!
*Leaves*

I'd buy "Fashionable" clothes.

Alright.
I'll try not to.
Byee!
*goes back to whipping*

I'd obey all laws.

 

[Pm0n3y]

i'd use reverse psychology

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I would jump into a wood-chipper.

 

[Neonbob]

*Comes back*
Well, they are still alive. All is good.
We ready to open?

I'd think about obeying laws.

...most of them, anyway.
But I think we're ready!
*kicks open doors*
Let them come!

I'd be more perverted.

 

[Neonbob]

YAY!!!!!!!!
If they don't like blood, say we have a "Dark Cherry" flavor. They'll but it then.

I'd would be less perverted.

Ooh, good twist.
*kicks child and family into place*

I'd invade my own personal space.

 

[Neonbob]

Yea, I know.
Now lets just wait for customers.
*Looks down street*
Guy!Guy!Guy!

I'dbuy a Iphone.

*thinks*
*grabs megaphone*
Ahem!
I just got a call from a whacked out lunatic.
He said he was going to start shooting everyone on that side of the street in thirty seconds!
Get your asses in here!
That should do it.

I'd forge my own name.

 

[Neonbob]

Nice plan!
*Loads 9mm below counter*
Incase he doesn't listen. I'll shoot in the street to get him over here.

I'd cahnge my name. [sup]Griffin is a sweet name[/sup]

Good move.
...shoot that toddler.

I'd leave spelling mistakes alone.

 

[Neonbob]

*Take megaphone*
30 seconds up! I think he will start shooting now!
*Picks up gun*
*Shoots into street*
I hit the toddler! And the fat guy!
Now they're rinniing here!

I'd buy a Alienware rig.

Heeee.
Awesome.
Headshots!

I'd scoop out my brain.

 

[Neonbob]

Here they come!
Get the smoothies ready!

I'd fuck a ugly chick.

*tells people in back to hurry up if they want their families to live*
Ready!

I'd let someone dance on my car!