What would YOU do For a Klondike Bar?!?

[Neonbob]

Smoothies good!
Lets hope they're hungry.
*gets baseball bat*
Just in case they arn't hungry.

I'd buy a crappy car

Heee.
*attaches chainsaw to stick*
EAT, FOOLS!

I'd use dial up for a week.

 

[Sporky111]

I'd eat another Klondike bar

 

[Pm0n3y]

I'd starve myself

 

[Neonbob]

"Strawberry, Dark Cherry, Rasberry, Cherry, [sup]blood[/sup]. Ya know, red fruits"
"You wanna something, or do I have to break your Knees?"
Cherry.....er WHAT?
"Nothing. Cherry it is!

I'd break my modem.

Heeee.
Keep an eye on your kids, now.
We wouldn't want that sniper to get them.

I'd languish for eternity.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I'd create offworld slavery!

 

[Neonbob]

"Wait, what?
"He means the gunman will be back tomorrow. He can hide out here, and buy another smoothie"
"Or I'll kill you"
"WHAT?!"
"Nothing. Want some more cherry?"

I'd rip my throat out.

:-D
Don't worry.
You're perfectly safe in here.
[sup]for now[/sup]

I'd leave a sentence unfinished.

 

[Pm0n3y]

"Wait, what?
"He means the gunman will be back tomorrow. He can hide out here, and buy another smoothie"
"Or I'll kill you"
"WHAT?!"
"Nothing. Want some more cherry?"

I'd rip my throat out.

:-D
Don't worry.
You're perfectly safe in here.
[sup]for now[/sup]

I'd leave a sentence unfinished.

Yup, you are safe here.
The Gunman won't harm you here!
[sup]But we will![/sup]

I'd create offworld slavery!

I've already done this. KLONDIKE BAR PLEASE!

THERE YA GOH!

 

[Neonbob]

Yup, you are safe here.
The Gunman won't harm you here!
[sup]But we will![/sup]

Oh, nothing ma'am.
Don't worry.
Nothing will happen to you.
[sup]as long as you're awake[/sup]

I'd fail a test on purpose.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I'd create offworld slavery!

I've already done this. KLONDIKE BAR PLEASE!

THERE YA GOH!

*Eats*
Finally, someone on this thread got one of these!

cuz you did something no one would've thought about doing!

 

[Neonbob]

Yup, Yup. You can be safe here. And you have Smoothies!
Oh yea, I almost forgot. We have a sale today! Buy 2, get the third at........double price!
Buy! Buy! Buy!

I'd do something.

Why would you buy?
I'm sure you're asking yourself that.
Well, due to spacial constraints, we can only have paying customers in here.
BUY SOMETHING.

I'd stop abusing noobs.

 

[Neonbob]

Yes, yes.
NO CHEAPSKATES!Buy something or leave!
*Gets baseball bat*

THAT BASTARD ISN'T BUYING!
Throw him into the street.

I'd be on here less.

 

[SteakHeart]

[quote="Neonbob" post="362.128824.3153311
I'd leave a sentence unfinished.[/quote]

Same he-

EDIT: quote fail.