What would YOU do For a Klondike Bar?!?

[Neonbob]

Gotcha!
*Breaks man's leg*
*throws him out*
Don't come back with out money!

I'd drop out of school.

*sneakily shoots guy in head*
Whoops.
I hope the rest of you actually have some money on you.
We do take credit cards, though.

I'd ignore someone quoting me.

 

[Sporky111]

I'd ignore someone quoting me.

I'd get Neonbob's attention against his will.

 

[Neonbob]

Yes. We do.
At this point you don't have a reason to not pay!

I'd not finish a sente-

Good, form a nice, even line.
Watch out for the[sub][sub][sub]trap door[/sub][/sub][/sub]spill there.

I'd launch my family into the sun.

 

[Neonbob]

HE SAID FORM A FUCKING LINE!
*Pulls out 12 gauge.*
Now who says different?

I'd do something.

You know what?
That little bastard in the middle of the line pisses me off.
And his foot is not in line.
Shoot it off.

I'd help stranded animals.

 

[Pm0n3y]

-Le Snip-

What, take a bath? [/dry humor]

It was because you noticed my mistake AND asked politely! Seeing the post made my eyes spontaneously combust, and i figured "holy shit, his awesomeness was too much for my eyes to bare!"

OT: I'd find some new eyes

 

[Neonbob]

.....mmkay!
*Blows foot off*
If you walk a mile I will give you 2 for 1 deal!

I'd strand animals.

Good! Good. Mixing incentive with punishment.
BUT! The next person who disobeys my rules will be shot in the face!

I'd use less ammo.

 

[Neonbob]

Yup.
*loads shotgun*
Okay, lets play a game!
HOP ON ONE FOOT!
*kills first in line*
I NEVER SAID "SIMON SAYS!"

I'd do something.

Muuaaahahahahaa.
Simon says the last one to reach the counter is going to be shot in the face five times.
*watches mad scramble*
Heh.
You two. You both were last.
FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

I'd mend fences.

 

[Neonbob]

*Watches fight*
*Fight ends*
I'm alive. Do I win anything?"
No, you were still last!
*Shoots in face*

I'd do something.

That was lovely.
Now, whoever cannot touch the ceiling by jumping will be kneecapped.
And then curb stomped.
GO.

I'd work on my paper.

 

[Neonbob]

Wait, I need my pair of steel-toed boots! Be right back!
*Gives baseball bat, then leaves*

I'd try to do my paper.

Alrighty then.
*watches*
*five don't make it*
hehehe.
Oh, and the handicapped lady is getting kneecapped too.
*breaks all knees*
*keeps hitting legs until Idealist gets back*
Waaahahaaahaa!

I'd contract a disease.

 

[Neonbob]

*Gets back*
Time for curbstomping!
*Curb stomps.*
*kicks a few people*
HeeeeHeee!
Ok, now time for smoothies!

I'd start a disease.

DRINK THEM.
Or I have more fun.
Remember, refills are only one dollar!

I'd stop holding live grenades.

 

[Neonbob]

*Hands out drinks*
Ok, now, I need to go make some more!
Bob, don't kill them all!

I'd do something.

Oh, fine.
*picks ten*
Congratulations!
You've been selected in our random daily drawing!
Claim your prizes back in our private rooms!
>:-D

I'd mess around with more explosives.