What would you do if you found out you are really two midgets in a trench coat?

[Casual Shinji]

There should really be more threads like this.

Also, I'd think it was really weird that I've been wearing a trench coat my entire life

I think we'd also have a little sit-down with our mom to talk about the fact that she never told us she actually gave birth to midget twins which she then hid by wraping us up in a trenchcoat.

A VERY big talk, indeed.

I always felt like something was wrong with me my whole life; always talking to my midriff as if it understood me.

 

[SnipErlite]

Then your father has some pretty mysterious sperm

I shall now quote you out of context in order for hilarity to ensue.

Actually scratch that, even in context your post is hilarious. Thanks, I needed that

 

[Nieroshai]

That... would actually explain a lot.

 

[ImprovizoR]

Well I always wanted a trench coat. Win some-lose some I guess.

Thread of the month?

 

[Dorian6]

I'm actually 5 babies in a bathrobe

 

[martin's a madman]

This, my good man is a thread!

We would both split up in to two more tinier midgets put on leather jackets and grease our hair then walk around being a gang of tiny-midget greasers.

NO!

THIS

Spoiler

Is a thread.

 

[Irridium]

Wow. Out of all the threads I've read. This is one of the very few that actually made me really think hard. Just... wow.

I would probably need a few days to even except the news that I'm two midgets. Then I would continue living as I do, only scaring people with my bottom half. Probably let both our asses hang out. Bare asses. Make people go WTF?!

 

[Casual Shinji]

Also, I'd think it was really weird that I've been wearing a trench coat my entire life

I think we'd also have a little sit-down with our mom to talk about the fact that she never told us she actually gave birth to midget twins which she then hid by wraping us up in a trenchcoat.

What if you were born in the trench coat?

Nobody is born in a trenchcoat except Columbo.

..........................

Wait a minute, maybe he was actually two midgets all along! Think about it, could you think of a better detective than two midgets in a trenchcoat?

 

[Drakmeire]

I'm not sure this applies to me. just last week I found out that I am a giant that was cut in half. I'm still looking for my damn lower half.

 

[omega_peaches]

Wait, controlling two bodies at once?
HELL YEAH!
OT:I dunno? Fight myself to the death, just to see what happens.

 

[SnipErlite]

And how would this change your life?

I gotta say, this is an awesome thread. Thanks OP..or since, I've quoted you... Joseph Valdez. We need more weird but cool threads

 

[Nukey]

This is a very, very good question.

Well, I'd probably get jacked and grow a beard, hopefully I'd end up looking like a dwarf. The other me shall do the same.

 

[Elephant Walker19]

I'm not wearing a trenchcoat.....

 

[Shapsters]

So I've been tugging my nose this whole time...

Haaha xD That would explain all the Kleenex I suppose...

I would be freaked out... then accept it and find another midget to go along with us. Then we could beat people up and get into fancy clubs. All that cool jazz.

 

[Thundero13]

I'm sorry, WHAT? I guess i'd "sleep" with myself, is that incest?

Sorry, I know this is probably a bad thread, with little discussion, so I should be annoyed about it, but I actually think that may be one of the best questions anyone's ever asked me.

In answer to your question, I would dress them (Me...us...whatever) in tiny parkas, give them hammers, and pretend to be the Ice Climbers.

Best answer to anything, EVER!

 

[Argtee]

I'd wonder how I had never noticed while in the shower.

It wouldn't really change my life that much, I'd just be...you know, shorter.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I... whuh? I'd probably cry at the indignity of the thing, being pretty damn short as it is.

Also, I'd think it was really weird that I've been wearing a trench coat my entire life

I think we'd also have a little sit-down with our mom to talk about the fact that she never told us she actually gave birth to midget twins which she then hid by wraping us up in a trenchcoat.

A VERY big talk, indeed.

Wouldn't it be a little talk, really? I think it would be quite short.

This explains my love of trenchcoats, actually. And the fact that my torso occasionally falls off my waist. Always thought that was odd.
I guess I'd let leg midget try being head midget for a while, see if they're any different to head midget. The idea of having my personality inhabiting 2 bodies is a difficult one to get my head around. Or to get my upper midget around, in this case.

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

So I've been tugging my nose this whole time...

Ewwww...

 

[Free Thinker]

But I don't even own a trench coat. Then the midgets I'm made up of are master contortionists!

 

[Imp Poster]

I guess we are going to be tag teaming my GF tonight.

Wait, no, she is mine!

No, she is mine!

*fight*