What would you do if you found out you are really two midgets in a trench coat?

[rabidmidget]

Does that mean we have some kind of shared conscious?

Psychic Midgets FTW!

 

[jFr[e]ak93]

This is a THREAD!!!
I would form a two piece alt. rock band, then buy two PS3s and play Uncharted 2 with myself on-line. Then after eating a whole pizza (technically) by myself I'd film a documentary about myself and submit it to youtube. It would go viral and get me a hit sitcom that runs for 7 seasons on NBC (it's a cop sitcom). Then I (or we?) would retire in style.
OR...
I'd scream like a girl and find out where the stupid trench coat came from.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I've never fed him/her, so I guess I'd be horrified by the Human Centipede scenario I've found myself in. Also, who the hell was I playing with in the shower five hours ago?

 

[Feralcentaur]

So I've been tugging my nose this whole time...

So the question now is, why is your snot white? OP: I'd show it off to everybody as a surprise I can imagine it now..."Hey do you like surprises?" "Yeah" "Well SURPRISE! I'm really two midgets in a trench coat!"

 

[Feralcentaur]

I'd wonder how my lower midget never starved to death since I never shoved food into my crotch.

Well he would eat what your ummm.....let's just say "leftovers" from your supper.

 

[OniSuika]

I'd kill the one that isn't me. He's stealing my precious coat space.

 

[Sacman]

Shrug it off and keep playing some S.T.A.L.K.E.R...

 

[Dango]

This is the best question ever.

I would freak out, since I'm already pretty short

 

[The Austin]

And how would this change your life?

Thank you for brightening my day.

 

[holographicman]

play a bunch of coop games
hold fixed midget wrestling matches
take over the world...

and make/steal a pair of child sized hunter costumes and wear them to e3

 

[Feralcentaur]

I'd wonder how my lower midget never starved to death since I never shoved food into my crotch.

Well he would eat what your ummm.....let's just say "leftovers" from your supper.

THIS IS NOT THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE!

I've never seen Human Centipede so I don't know what you're talking about sir.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

I would cry because I realized I wasnt fapping myslef, rather the guy im on the shoulders of.
Creepy thoughts -_-

 

[Hman121]

I would just sit down with my friends and try to make sense of the situation, then go play ping pong with the other midget and become a world champion ping pong doubles team.

 

[bak00777]

haha great idea, quick lemme go check..... alright back, um if i was indeed 2 midgets, i would be like "Woh, wanna go do karate in the garage?" and then ill go get into arguments with old people. And on St. Patricks day we would trick people into following us into the woods in hopes to get our gold, and then kill them MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[MeTheMe]

I'd put it back on and pretend like it never happened...

 

[-Samurai-]

I would probably spend a ton of time trying to figure out how I didn't notice, and figure out why I could feel me feet, if they weren't my feet...

How would it change my life?
It wouldn't. I don't sweat the small things....[small]*Crickets*[/small]

 

[Redalert9r9r]

I ask MULTIPLE questions

First and foremost: So...wheres my penis???

Second: How did they work SO WELL together???

Third: Is the top one REALLY COORDINATED??? And likewise, is the bottom one REALLY STRONG???

Fourth: DO THEY STILL THINK LIKE..."ME" I.E. are they like my smaller clones???"

Fifth: HOW DO I GO SWIMMING???

Sixth: HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS???

Seventh: WHY IS IT JUST NOW BEING MADE AWARE TO ME???

Eighth: Did anybody even notice???

AGH!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!

BEST THREAD EVER. PERIOD.

The only people who don't like this thread are, themselves, two midgets in a trench coat.