What would you do if you found out you are really two midgets in a trench coat?

[Super Toast]

Join the fucking circus.

 

[zHellas]

Also, I'd think it was really weird that I've been wearing a trench coat my entire life

I think we'd also have a little sit-down with our mom to talk about the fact that she never told us she actually gave birth to midget twins which she then hid by wraping us up in a trenchcoat.

What if you were born in the trench coat?

Then your father has some pretty mysterious sperm

Or his sperm were planning on shooting up his testicles.

 

[everfreeDragon]

We'd buy smaller trench coats and go on a crazy adventure together and be remembered as those crazy midgets in the trench coats! It'd be awesome.

 

[Jezzy54]

I would wake up from my stupid dream.

 

[ilspooner]

We would go on adventures, through the world. And it would be awesome.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Wonder why I've been wearing a trenchcoat in my sleep whilst playing the Splinter Cell: Conviction co-op story...

 

[Protocol95]

The logical answer. Fight to the death with my evil twin!

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

Depraved things, and then I become Ness and Link: Brothers Of Awesome.

 

[Arqus_Zed]

Actually, that would explain a lot, mainly the schizophrenia.

^ What he said.

 

[Iron Mal]

I would devise a plan to make them dance for money (some would call that cruel or degrading, I say it's profitable).

 

[LandoCristo]

How are we supposed to respond to that? I guess if I was a boy and a girl midget, I would make out with myself, otherwise I would team up to troll people.

 

[Antiparticle]

This is the most wtf thread I've seen here in a while. Well done I guess.

 

[Dirty-Zombie]

It'll give me an excuse to talk to myself.... and to answer back. D:

I wonder if my legs like the same movies as me.

 

[THEfog101]

I would sue the bottom one for everything he has.......... what wait a second!

 

[Jack_Uzi]

Hahaha! Nice topic! Well, my first and foremost mission must be to get as much fun out of it as can be handled by the human heart. So I would start talking to my other miget in public and go to cafetarias, order a soda and shove the straw underneath the table and drink it up while making remarks like: "Oh yeah, that's good!"
When people start staring, the top miget will stare back while the lower part would say: "What the hell are you staring at?!"

 

[EeveeElectro]

LOL.
I'd go to everyone who has called me a midget or Shorty McShortShort and open my trench coat and say, "Well yeah... LOOK AT ME NOW!"

 

[Alandoril]

I'd probably become a duo of ninja spies.

 

[Throwitawaynow]

I'de find out that I was really horse, and then that I wasn't really a horse but a broom.