What would you do if you found out you are really two midgets in a trench coat?

[sheogoraththemad]

reaction: do I have an trench coat?

 

[Blue Musician]

I love trench coats...

OT: Hehehehehe...

Anyways, I would now have a friend to play a piano duet!

 

[The Heik]

And how would this change your life?

Well, first of all, I would wonder how the hell there's a trench coat, as I never owned one.

And second, it would dawn on me that this explains why I eat so much and never gain a pound, since I'm eating for two.

 

[imnot]

I would just go for the rest of my life, and walk up to people and get the other guy to pickpocket them.

 

[T-Bone24]

Wow, with all the samey relationship threads and moral dilemmas, it's great to see something original.

I'm not sure I understand the question. Do the midgets operate in some kind of hive mind that I control? If so, I would procure a two-person money costume and dance into a bank, at which point they would deliver me to the vault. I would steal as much cash as possible and I would send one of the midgets to the foyer where they would distract everyone with an adorable Russian dance. The other midget would cartwheel away to fame and fortune and they would reunite and clamber back into the trench coat and fuse together to become a Voltron-esque me and I would live like a king.

 

[Luke5515]

I would say "GASP! Where did this trenchcoat come from?!?!"

 

[YoBadMama]

"I thought I smelled cabbage..."

 

[A BigCup of Tea]

hmmm i would seperate and rob two banks at the same time, then escape and join back together and when the police came to question me i would be all like "how could i be in two places at once?"

 

[HeySeansOnline]

He shall be Alpha, I shall be Omega, and we will be the most kickass mercenary duo ever created. That or we just dress up as T Bone and Razor and do Swat Katz cosplay for the rest of our lives.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

Sacre Bleu! I must alert ze Canadian taskforce, eh!
Not but really, I would probably use the midgets for cloning experiments.




eh.

 

[mariofan1000]

We're all tiny little specs about the size of Mickey Rooney...

Go forward with my daily life? Don't understand really...

 

[El Poncho]

I would wonder how I never knew. Did they(well...I) make a disguise so great that it even fooled themselves and forgot about it.

 

[Tspoon]

If I got stabbed in the leg before, then I wonder how I didn't shrink.

Other than that, I would use it as disguises. I would rob a bank, hide, then quickly swap places.

Nobody would even know. |)

 

[Mr. Google]

I would finally know why my penis is so small. Turns out i have a midget dick

 

[Danton.meh]

id find another two midgets and an even bigger trench coat
and then id look like two regular sized people in a really big trench coat

 

[Megacobb]

My mother would call both of us fat and tell the midget that is my legs to get a job "sigh"

 

[NonyaZ]

I would hug myself.


(Also, best thread I've ever seen on this forum. Ever.)

 

[ultrachicken]

Considering how I don't have a trench coat, I'd be a bit confused at first, but then I'd dress myselves up as gnomes.