What would you do if you found out you are really two midgets in a trench coat?

[PhoenixKing]

Well first I'd ask you what you're smoking. Then I'd rage because I thought I was one person. I even saw myself naked...

 

[Nouw]

Holy shit I'd...just suicide I guess. Or kill my other half and continue living my life.

 

[robotam]

I can't imagine any way it would effect me in the slightest.

 

[The Funslinger]

two words: midget fisticuffs

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

Try to pick up some ladies. Chicks dig trenchcoats.

 

[xc00l n3rdx]

I would hug myself all the time

 

[lacktheknack]

Fall in half. It's fairly clear what effect this would have on my life.

 

[ProtoChimp]

I would take of the trench coat and then preoceed to start stealing every other trench coat in the world to see if any other people were like us and then we would TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I would slap the other one on the head.

 

[PoliceBox63]

Just thought I'd pop in to emphasise that this thread is win

OT: I would buy me a pint.

 

[TAGM]

1) I'd wonder how the hell I never found out untill now.
2) I'd wonder where the hell I got the trenchcoat.
3) I'd brush off these questions, and get off my lower half - He's been strugeling for years!
4) Realise why I could never really feal my legs.
5) Work out if I can control both midgets. Realise the answer is probably yes.
6) Get some Midget clothing, furniture, ect. (In my trenchcoat, of course - I'm not going out naked!)
7) ???
8) Profit.

 

[Ensiferum]

I'd probably start bowling with myself(s)

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Why was I wearing a trench coat my entire life?

 

[GeorgW]

I'd DP my girlfriend. A threesome with myself, that would be pretty cool...
Then I'd challenge myself in every game I own, who is better needs to be decided!
Then I'd start a band and play every instrument myself.
I really can't see any bad thing about this. I'm already really tall, so midget me would just be a regular, but really short guy.

 

[Spleenboy]

The title this thread made me rofl.

Me and my friends have been saying that one of our friends is two midgets in a coat for years!

OT: We'd have sex. Immediately.

 

[Lexodus]

And how would this change your life?

OP, you rule. This is another one of the big questions in life, alongside 'What is the meaning of life?', 'Why are we here?' and 'Why don't animals have wheels?'

 

[IronDefender410]

First of all, I think I would be surprised about just now learning this; second of all I would play through the co-op mode of all my games with myself.

 

[LightningBanks]

Double team people, number one will cover, number two take the pictures

What pictures is up to your imagination

 

[SD-Fiend]

buy both pokemon black and white

 

[manic_depressive13]

I'd stop taking whatever substance I was on. After that I'm sure my life would change for the better.