What would you do if you found out you are really two midgets in a trench coat?

[Fridge]

I would hire a third midget so I'd be taller.

 

[F-I-D-O]

Great,
now I have to get two of every t-shirt I ever liked.
But now I finally have a co-op partner. And a weird thing to explain to my teacher.

Sorry, I know this is probably a bad thread, with little discussion, so I should be annoyed about it, but I actually think that may be one of the best questions anyone's ever asked me.

In answer to your question, I would dress them (Me...us...whatever) in tiny parkas, give them hammers, and pretend to be the Ice Climbers.

Great answer.
But since my legs are longer and I have a roundish stomach

Or if I'm/We're/AGHHH in a bad mood:

Also, I now have a slave to get all of the trophys. But first: to Plants vs Zombies!

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I'd be wondering how the hell I'd never realized that I was actually two people. After the initial shock wore off I'd guess we/me would get into mischief that only two midgets in a trenchcoat can get into.

 

[F-I-D-O]

I ask MULTIPLE questions

First and foremost: So...wheres my penis???
You have two

Second: How did they work SO WELL together???
Telepathy. But only between them.

Third: Is the top one REALLY COORDINATED??? And likewise, is the bottom one REALLY STRONG???
Yes.
Fourth: DO THEY STILL THINK LIKE..."ME" I.E. are they like my smaller clones???"
Think one person in two bodies. Ever seen Nine?
Fifth: HOW DO I GO SWIMMING???
Very carefully, with liberal supply of duct tape

Sixth: HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS???
Top one: You never asked
Bottom one: You never cared
Or you don't pay attention

Seventh: WHY IS IT JUST NOW BEING MADE AWARE TO ME???
They tried to tell you, but you spend all that time on those forums

Eighth: Did anybody even notice???
Yes. Ever heard the story of the Emperor's special clothes?
AGH!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!

BEST THREAD EVER. PERIOD.

The only people who don't like this thread are, themselves, two midgets in a trench coat.

But they are made up of two midgetier midgets...
Are the midgets made of midgets who are made of midgets?

 

[Redalert9r9r]

I ask MULTIPLE questions

First and foremost: So...wheres my penis???
You have two

Second: How did they work SO WELL together???
Telepathy. But only between them.

Third: Is the top one REALLY COORDINATED??? And likewise, is the bottom one REALLY STRONG???
Yes.
Fourth: DO THEY STILL THINK LIKE..."ME" I.E. are they like my smaller clones???"
Think one person in two bodies. Ever seen Nine?
Fifth: HOW DO I GO SWIMMING???
Very carefully, with liberal supply of duct tape

Sixth: HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS???
Top one: You never asked
Bottom one: You never cared
Or you don't pay attention

Seventh: WHY IS IT JUST NOW BEING MADE AWARE TO ME???
They tried to tell you, but you spend all that time on those forums

Eighth: Did anybody even notice???
Yes. Ever heard the story of the Emperor's special clothes?
AGH!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!

BEST THREAD EVER. PERIOD.

The only people who don't like this thread are, themselves, two midgets in a trench coat.

But they are made up of two midgetier midgets...
Are the midgets made of midgets who are made of midgets?

Congradulations. My brains are now on the floor. Well played.

 

[hurfdurp]

How could I be uninformed of this for so long? This other person could help me write essays.

 

[Joseph Valdez]

And how would this change your life?

I gotta say, this is an awesome thread. Thanks OP..or since, I've quoted you... Joseph Valdez. We need more weird but cool threads

Fun fact that's my actual name....Also if I myself found out I was really two midgets in a trench coat I would be beside myself

 

[scrambledeggs]

I wonder if rubbing my upper nose for five minutes would cause a snotty sneeze

 

[gallaetha_matt]

I'm scared to take my trench coat off now.

 

[MagicMouse]

I would shoot myself...

Then walk away like a Bad-Ass.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

I'd come to the realization that my twin and I must have some form of telepathy for us to be this coordinated, and then we'd form a duo of Batman villains and go on a crime spree themed around either trench coats, midgets, or absolutely fucking awesome threads.

Seriously, this thread isn't even just plain awesome; it is a special, legendary breed of awesome formerly believed to be mere myth.

 

[I Max95]

id make friends with my bottom half and continue my charade
imagine the great things we could do together

 

[SnipErlite]

Fun fact that's my actual name....Also if I myself found out I was really two midgets in a trench coat I would be beside myself

You may already have guessed that my username is in fact not my real name, but there we go....

*Groans* very.....clever. Lol, okay I was mildly amused by that

 

[WolfThomas]

My mind = blown. I can even comprehend how I'd react...

 

[Betancore]

Cry. I'm only 5'5, and not far from being a midget. So to find that I'm actually made up of two midgets would be pretty disturbing. Then I'd get over it, and make friends with the other midget. Unless I'm both midgets at the same time?

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

NOW I ALWAYS HAVE SOMEONE TO PLAY CO-OP WITH! YAY!
This is an awesome thread.

 

[A Raging Emo]

I know I've been Ninja'd time and time again here, but this is one of the best threads I have ever seen.

I'd probably just keep the Trenchcoat and midgets where they... Uh... I... We are, and continue living life like I have been.

 

[child of lileth]

I'd be very upset, very confused, wonder how going to the bathroom worked all this time, and wonder who the other midget is, since I can't be both.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Form a slapstick comedy double act and tour the world.

Is there anything else you can do?