What would you do if you found out you are really two midgets in a trench coat?

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Casual Shinji

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I think I'd get disowned; my mom hates midgets.

BTW. Best thread ever.
 

RandallJohn

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I'd have them switch off. Ome gets to be the top half on every other day, and then they switch.

Also, I'd think it was really weird that I've been wearing a trench coat my entire life.

Casual Shinji said:
Best thread ever.
Seconded.
 

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Sorry, I know this is probably a bad thread, with little discussion
If you'll pardon my ungentlemanlyness, discussion value can eat a dick. This thread is great.

I would do a runthrough of all my co-op games while having a nice conversation about movies. I would assume that he (she?) would have the same tastes as me.
 

interspark

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i would congratulate the other guy on his ability to move according to my thoughts, and somehow send pain signals to my brain when necessary, then we'd do the sawing someone in half trick, midet version, where you have a midget in both ends of the box, so the feet will move, even after seperation.
 

LeonLethality

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This, my good man is a thread!

We would both split up in to two more tinier midgets put on leather jackets and grease our hair then walk around being a gang of tiny-midget greasers.
 

Casual Shinji

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RandallJohn said:
Also, I'd think it was really weird that I've been wearing a trench coat my entire life
I think we'd also have a little sit-down with our mom to talk about the fact that she never told us she actually gave birth to midget twins which she then hid by wraping us up in a trenchcoat.
 

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There should really be more threads like this. :D
Casual Shinji said:
RandallJohn said:
Also, I'd think it was really weird that I've been wearing a trench coat my entire life
I think we'd also have a little sit-down with our mom to talk about the fact that she never told us she actually gave birth to midget twins which she then hid by wraping us up in a trenchcoat.
A VERY big talk, indeed.
 

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Casual Shinji said:
RandallJohn said:
Also, I'd think it was really weird that I've been wearing a trench coat my entire life
I think we'd also have a little sit-down with our mom to talk about the fact that she never told us she actually gave birth to midget twins which she then hid by wraping us up in a trenchcoat.
What if you were born in the trench coat?
 

LamborghiniJackson

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I don't do trench coats...that's not my style.

But yeah I would continue living life in disguise. I mean if I made it this far, why stop now?
 

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LeonLethality said:
What if you were born in the trench coat?
See, then we'd have no problems... because that would be freaking awesome. :D

"What, this totally B.A. trenchcoat of mine? I was born this way." :D
 

SnipErlite

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I'd think "AWESOME! I own a trench coat"

Then make them, that is to say me, dress up identically and go on a mischief-spree.


Azure-Supernova said:
So I've been tugging my nose this whole time...
Bahahahahahah, sir you just won this thread, at least for now. That was brilliant.
 

LamborghiniJackson

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LeonLethality said:
Casual Shinji said:
RandallJohn said:
Also, I'd think it was really weird that I've been wearing a trench coat my entire life
I think we'd also have a little sit-down with our mom to talk about the fact that she never told us she actually gave birth to midget twins which she then hid by wraping us up in a trenchcoat.
What if you were born in the trench coat?
Then your father has some pretty mysterious sperm
 

Biosophilogical

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Well, I always wondered what it would be like to exist in two separate bodies simultaneously. I mean, it wouldn't be a 'clone' idea, because then , through individual experience, we would cease to be the same. So does that mean we ar etwo individuals, who, through some psychic connection, experience the same things regardless of location, so that we both develop identically? Or are we a joint consciousness, so that we aren't two identical people, but are, rather, like two components of one mind, like moving your left arm and right arm independently.

I'd get one of me employment at a casino, and get the other some cool threads and a greaser haircut so that, despite both being midgets, no-one draws the connection. Then, I make money from the casino, and I'm allowed to lose occasionally, because I have a paying job.

Alternatively, sex (and other joint activities). Given this opportunity, I would not wish to squander the chance to know how it feels to be on both ends of a physical transaction. From sex to fights, and it wouldn't be awkward, because it would be the same as masturbation.