What would you do if you suddenly only had 30 minutes to live?

[Mr. GameBrain]

Send a quick goodbye message to my family, then masterbate.

Hey I'm gonna be dead afterwards! Who cares? Right?

Its not like my corpse will have a concept of dignity...

 

[AfterAscon]

Update my Facebook page with something stupidi like "OMG going to die in 30 mins, BRB..."

In reality I may be able to get home (from uni house) in 30 mins if I drive fast enough.

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

O.O What did I do?

You're not that bright in the morning, are ya Alex?

No, not at all. And I also went to bed at 2. So that didn't help.

 

[Toomanywordz]

I said something already but I changed my mind.
I would make a website called donate to mudkipz where you donate money to go to a charity for mudkipz then Walk to the local walmarts, take a shit in the most populated area of it and then die. Oh yeah! and when I die I want my friend to hack the walmart TVs and make them loop the song "never gonna give you up(rickroll)" endlessly.

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

I guess I'd listen to some music that I really liked, and then bring justice down upon the awful senior class in my school who cheats at all the grade vs grade contests.

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

I'd probably just get a decent lengthed fap off, because hey... what's left to do?

 

[p3t3r]

Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk

oh i like that little joke of yours

 

[FaithorFire]

Considering I'm an hour away from any family or friends and I have no cell reception in my apartment or anywhere close...I'd email and cry

 

[duchaked]

ummm...
well if it has to be something legal (zzz) thennn probably just celebrate pointlessly

I don't know, I'm sure if something like that were to happen I'd know what to do after the first minute has passed haha

 

[ssgt splatter]

Go to gun store, buy ammo, go to different gun store, buy gun, load ammo into chamber, place gun against head, pull trigger.

I know there is the 10 day waiting period or whatever it is but I'm neglecting that for the sake of this argument.

 

[Shawshanker]

Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk

Wow I was actually freaked out for minute but now that I figured it out I'm laughing my ass off. +2 Brownie Points for you.

On topic: Spend my last moments with my family. I would not tell them though so that way I die with all of them happy instead of grieving.

 

[technoted]

Probably figure what the hell, Follow my Norse roots and go down fighting.

 

[voodont]

I see three options.

1) Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
2) Kill several people in a Mall and laugh maniacly about the world ending, having no one believe me, and then watch them all die.
3) Devot my life to God, Jesus, etc, and repent. (BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I wouldnt have enough time for repentence.)

 

[Ghostzins]

30 minutes you say, hmm.... well I suppose one of two things:

1. Grab a beer and wank off.

or

2. Grab a gun and shoot random people, if you gotta go you might as well bring some company.

 

[SnipErlite]

Sex.


What?

Then I'd prepare my awesome speech to give to God.

 

[ucciolord1]

Spend thirty minutes in shock.

 

[Whoolpurse]

Masturbate... Furiously xD

 

[Mr. Gency]

Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk

Glad to know I'm loved.

Anyway, if I had 30 minutes to live I'd spent it doing stuff that can kill me.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Punch This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view] in the face.

That jerk

oh i like that little joke of yours

I don't get it. It was still funny when I clicked the link, though.

 

[John Smyth]

Improv song and dance number, it would take about 15 minuets to get to a crowded place and then 15 minuets to sing and dance in public without fear of any repercussions.
It would be great to see how many people would join in.

Also I'm really disturbed by allot of the responses.