"What would you do if you woke up..." Game

[Reasonable Doubt]

make a new thread that got he or she banned for three days

If the next person woke up in the trunk of a car or truck they would....

 

[Ultrajoe]

Panic.

If TPBM woke up with a vampire feeding on them.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

they would say "Wow Count Dracula how nice to meet you"

If TPBM woke up and found themselves strapped to a table naked they would....

 

[Ultrajoe]

Hope to god this ends with sex and not scalpels.

If TPBM lost their keyboard.

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

They would get out one of the spares from their closet and connect it.

If TPBM woke up to see that they were in the middle of central park and surrounded by hobo's and strapped to a picnic table they would....

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Wonder where the hell hobos got straps
If TPBM woke up in a ketchup bottle/...

 

[orreso]

the would spread it on their body and claim they were bleeding horribly

if TPBM woke up the opposite sex/sexuality they would...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

They would figure out exactly how everything works.

If TPBM found themselves in a house being raided by the FBI, the house contained all sorts of weapons they would....

 

[orreso]

join a secret group of assassins that protects the world, then kill themselves

what if TPBM suddenly grew another head

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

He would see what people's reactions are towards his new head

If TPBM found themselves with cybernetic arms they would....

 

[orreso]

he would let Doc Oc's legacy live on

what if TPBM woke up in a superman outfit

 

[000Ronald]

He would be faster than a speeding bullet more powerful than a locamotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

If TPBM woke up as a spider...

 

[Anarchemitis]

I would probably wander out to a local park and make a huge web large enough to catch small birds and slowly form a new social sub-species that works together and makes huge colonies that endanger larger foes, such as humans, becoming a danger to public and interest to Etymologists alike.

If TPBM was an inert gas...

 

[000Ronald]

then it probobly wouldn't be talking to you, would it?

if TPBM woke up next to a ravenous pack of wolves...

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

I'd assert myself as the Alpha male by dominating the pack leader.

If TPBM was Arthur, King of Briton...

 

[Anarchemitis]

I would fight many a black Knight until they named an area Arm-Upon-Groundshire.

If the TPBM discovered a new element...

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

It would most likely not be one of the old elements.

If TPPATPRH was a mythical creature, they would be a...

 

[M0rp43vs]

king metal slime (dragonquest fan are we?)

If the next person woke up in his most unfavorite videogame...

 

[Ultrajoe]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If TPBM was also in My little pony adventure club

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

I'd be the prettiest pony in all the land.

If TPTHSPBM was president...