"What would you do if you woke up..." Game

[000Ronald]

Then the terrorists would all be f***ed.

If the next person was a terrorist during the Logician Administration...

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

I'd unleash an extremely lethal virus that only affects Logicians.

If TNP discovered the cure for a major illness...

 

[000Ronald]

He'd keep it all to himself, because people and him have an understanding; they don't like him, he doesn't like them, so they leave each other alone. Teach you to leave me alone...

If the next person was also a Logician...

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

They'd be wary of extremely lethal viruses that affects only Logicians.

If TNP was a type of jam...

 

[000Ronald]

He'd be apricot, because apricot jam is f***ing awesome.

If the next person woke up as a jellyfish...

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

He'd be a raspberry jellyfish, because raspberry jelly is f***ing awesome.

If the next person woke up as an insect...

 

[Ultrajoe]

They would sting some hot ass! just like usual! awwwww riiight

If TPBM had a get out of jail free card

 

[000Ronald]

He'd copy it and sell it to the highest bidder.

If the next person had a "go straight to jail (do not pass go, do not collect $200)" card...

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

They'd rob a bank.

If TVNPTPITT could be a planet, they'd be...

 

[Specialist1924]

...pretty upset the universe didn't revolve around them.

If the next person woke up as their favorite movie character...

 

[000Ronald]

They'd probobly be in a hospital after being attacked by a T-rex.

If the next person woke up in Michel Chriton's Jurassic Park...

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

I would first cover myself in blood while screaming ritual chants, wander around the jungle for several hours armed only with my small pistol, and finally taunt the T-Rex in a giant T-Bone Steak costume.

If the next person finally finishes the incantations to align the stars right, and Cthulhu began to wake, they would...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

He would start singing "Highway to Hell" (corrrect song?) and put a gun to his temple and pull the trigger.

If TNP woke up to find that they were a vampire....

 

[Anarchemitis]

They would look for a previous post of the same nature and say 'lol' aloud.

If TNP was in charge of a major and successful rail road Corporation...

 

[orreso]

they'd be pretty rich and get tons of free stuff

if TNP suddenly contracted tuberculosis...

 

[Specialist1924]

They'd find all the people they hate and cough on them.

If the next person woke up to a world without food, only flavorless 'nutrient' pills...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

He would say "Wow now I won't taste anything yeah"

If the next person found themselves on a plane hijacked by terrorists....

 

[Specialist1924]

He'd be hoping it wasn't an Israeli Airline flight

If the next person woke up during the Spanish Inquisition and was set to go to trial for heresy...

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

He would use witchcraft to escape.

TNP is in the middle of the desert.

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

Unfortaunetly, it was a beach.

If the next person found that they had transformed into a werewolf during the full moon, they would rush to...