"What would you do if you woke up..." Game

[Reasonable Doubt]

inadvertently make them a hero they would become very religious.

If the next person found themselves inside of Halo 3 with a whole room full of flood....

 

[Sarge7777]

they would call in master chief

if the next person found them selves in their school in there underwear and the school was full of robotpiratedinosaurs...

 

[Ultrajoe]

They would kick ass as usual

IF TPBM had a boxed set of next years movies...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

He would dangle them out in front of his porch and shoot everyone that came to try and steal them away from him while cackling madly while also throwing Molotov cocktail's off his roof and shooting RPGes at passing cars.

If the next person had their own personal army.

 

[Ultrajoe]

They would have them dance in coordination for my amusement

If TPBM could sing any song perfectly

 

[Anarchemitis]

I would join a theater troupe.

If the next person could breathe in water...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

The is for UltraJoe's post.

He would immediately audition for American Idol while subsequently and literally killing off all of the competition by nerve gas to every single audition center across the country while laying the blame on a terrorist organization, which causes the US to enter another needless war in which we will get even farther in debt, as soon as he wins he will use his new found fame to become president and subsequently launch his plan for world domination (Insert evil laughter here)

This is for Anarchemitis' post.

He would challenge everyone nearby to a how long can you hold your breath under water competition

If the next person woke up to find themselves marooned on the moon they would...

 

[Ultrajoe]

Suffocate

If TPBM could control minds

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

He would make themselves the manager of every store nearby and get all the stuff free.

If the next person found themselves in the back of a cab completely naked.....

 

[the monopoly guy]

I would wake up from said bad dream

If the next person woke up adrift in the ocean, kept afloat by a porta-potty (look it up)...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

They would start singing "Sky Is Over" repeatedly just to pass the time.

If the next person woke up to find that they were in a gas chamber...

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

They wouldnt care, as they just got high.

the next person realises that they have forgotten to turn of their stove. So, they decide to...

 

[the monopoly guy]

leave the house and start thorwing flaming objects into the building (that is if it's a gas stove)

if the next person wakes up in rapture

 

[Johnn Johnston]

...they would sing "Beyond The Sea" while dancing with Big Daddies and Splicers.

If the next person woke up with fish for teeth...

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

They would forget to chew every five seconds.

If the next person woke up in their car with a panda bear inside, they would...

 

[DEC_42]

Attempt to raise Jack black on a cell-phone

If the next person were to wake up with a volleyball for a head...

 

[fat american]

He would try to avoid beaches

If the next person woke up in a concrete house with no doors windows or furniture they would...

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

He would find something to start chiseling his way out (you just said no furniture)

If the next person woke up to find themselves in a different bed, different house, different country from when they fell asleep...

 

[Reasonable Doubt]

They would look around where they were before going all psycho and killing themselves.

If the next person woke up in the person they hated the most's body for one day, while said person had control over their body for one day as well.....

 

[Sarciss]

Take lots of naked photos, i hate a girl the most.

If the next person woke up and had toasters for hands...