What would you do, if your favorite villian was your parent?

[wammnebu]

So The Master finally went fanfiction on one of his companions? Well i would learn how to grow an awesome goatee, and be evil for evil's sake. I would take up his TARDIS while he's away and his most important lesson: "Now, conquering the universe is great and admirable son, but remember you must always Fuck with the Doctor first. do that and there will be no failure you cannot retcon"

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[lvl9000_woot]

I'd totally nail your mom.

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I'd nail you... literally. With a nail. In the head. I do have psionic powers, after all.[/quote]

Oh you tease...


...wait a minute...

I think that'd hurt.

 

[TheKruzdawg]

Since others have already said the Joker, Vader and Saren, I guess I'll with the Dark Prince from POP: Two Thrones. It would make social interaction really awkward, since no could see or hear him except for me. And I would definitely not want to make him angry.

 

[Kadoodle]

A big daddy as a parent...I dunno.

 

[fnlrpa]

Having Aku as a parent would be interesting. I could learn how to say FOOLISH SAMURAI! perfectly.

 

[Lord Of Cyberia]

"Hi Dad!"

"I AM THE VANGUARD OF YOUR DESTRUCTION"

"What the fu-" *DESTRUCTION*

 

[Canid117]

I would be very worried because if The Joker knew he was my dad my future would either be very short or horrifyingly long...

Jesus.. think of the birthday parties.

"I got you a pinata! It's Jason Todd!"

You'd probably get your ass kicked constantly in school by all the people whose parents The Joker killed. By now, that's like 90% of Gotham.

Assuming they weren't scared shitless of the laughing gas you have access to?

 

[wammnebu]

For the lols, just name your favorite villain, and what you would do if said villain was your parent.:3

by the way, what would your answer to the question be?

 

[Exocet]

A big daddy as a parent...I dunno.

Yeah,I don't see that going very well.One second you're ordering coffee,the next,Big Daddy lets out a roar and the barista gets drilled into a wall.

For me,Darth Vader would be pretty sweet.I get the keys to the Death Star and get to cut up my steak with a lightsaber.Vader getting pissed off and force strangling me would suck though.Not to mention the creepy uncle figure,the Emperor.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Huh. My parent would be...Actually I have no idea who my favorite villain is.

The only things that immediately come to mind are...Maleficent and the Dragon Gods from Chrono Cross (when they merge...jeez. Talk about custody issues).

 

[DasDestroyer]

I'd totally nail your mom.

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I'd nail you... literally. With a nail. In the head. I do have psionic powers, after all.[/quote]

Oh you tease...


...wait a minute...

I think that'd hurt.[/quote]
Nah, brains don't have pain receptors.

 

[milobob]

Id want my daddy to be a Big Daddy from Bioshock! That way he would always protect me!

 

[Optional Opinion]

Buy a monocle and perfect my Muhahaha.

 

[Android2137]

GLaDOS is my mommy? Does that make me a turret, a test subject, or a weighted cube? ... Well whichever I am, I won't have a long life span.

 

[captaincabbage]

Gru is my dad? FUCK YEA!

Seriously tho, have you seen his technology? It's fucking awesome!! I love his giant rocket-tank-car thing, it's totally bitchin'!

 

[darkstarangel]

Id go the master from Doctor who. To be a time lord would mean your own tardis & 13 lifetimes worth of regenerations.
Dad can whatever he likes whenever he likes, the universe is my oyster for the plucking.

 

[Osaka117]

My favorite villain is Albert Wesker, and if he was my father, then I'd definitely follow in his footsteps and take over the family business of COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION.

 

[Lizmichi]

OH GOD..... If........ god if this was my parent. Well I guess I was a rape baby of a Mannequin.

 

[BlackKitsune89]

For the lols, just name your favorite villain, and what you would do if said villain was your parent.:3

by the way, what would your answer to the question be?

I'm actually trying to figure that out right now XD Some villain favorites I can name right off the bat is:
Jecht (Final Fantasy X)
Hazama (Blazblue)
Kefka (Final Fantasy VI)
And Scourge (Archie Sonic the Hedgehog Comics)
And much more than that...so I'll get back to you on that X3