ermm. use two bullets to level some zombies, then use the shotgun as a club and go down fighting. I might actually survive though, I can hit pretty damn hard.
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There is no dumpster
There is no dumpster
Read the fuckin question
There is no dumpster
If the level of intelligence displayed here is any indicator of the kind of survivors I'll be living with, then I'd like to change my answer - I'd use the shotgun to blow both my legs off, before shouting to the zombies "Don't worry, I'm armless" before realising I got the joke wrong.
There is no dumpster
Read the fuckin question
There is no dumpster
If the level of intelligence displayed here is any indicator of the kind of survivors I'll be living with, then I'd like to change my answer - I'd use the shotgun to blow both my legs off, before shouting to the zombies "Don't worry, I'm armless" before realising I got the joke wrong.
Goodwill, I... cannot go to those places. My clothing has to be new or I will not wear it. I might be the only person the world over who will throw away jeans the moment they start to fade, let alone rip. (Money is tight for a bit, so I let the fading slide but if they rip... garbage)la-le-lu-li-lo said:
And I feel bad for you now. *offers cookies to ease the suffering of Wal*Mart*
I should probably trash some clothes... I could probably fill a closet to the top with all of them. But I covet favorite jeans. Though my idiot roommate decided it would be 'a good idea' to cut the bottom of my favorite Guess jeans because they 'didn't fit right over his shoes'...Bourne said:
MY JEANS. He never was known for his brilliance. :sigh: My little gay moron.
*OM NOM NOMz cookies* I feel a bit better now. 'Fanks!
Shotgun = heavy.
Zombie weakness = Skull.
Heavy + Skull = Win.
Maths is your friend kids!
Pull off 2 good shots with the rounds I have, then beat their faces in with the butt of the gun. I'm getting out of there alive, I don't kill myself for some measly zombies.
Zombie weakness = Skull.
Heavy + Skull = Win.
Maths is your friend kids!
Pull off 2 good shots with the rounds I have, then beat their faces in with the butt of the gun. I'm getting out of there alive, I don't kill myself for some measly zombies.
Freerun over a wall, leg it.
The rest plays out like Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil, or Dead Rising
Take your pick.
The rest plays out like Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil, or Dead Rising
Take your pick.
I would probably have passed out long ago. 
But if I didnt, I would use the shotgun as a baseball bat and smack the zombies to death, and look for a way to gtfout of that alley.
But if I didnt, I would use the shotgun as a baseball bat and smack the zombies to death, and look for a way to gtfout of that alley.
Use the dumpster as a barricade by shoving it across the alleyway, get some space by using the two bullets to clear the zombies, and then use the power of momentum to move the dumpster mowing the zombies down and once yer clear do a runner, clubbing any nearby zombies.
