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The Great JT

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I would exploit the zombies' one true weakness: good choreography! That's right, I would do the Thriller dance.
 

SmartIdiot

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Provided that the shotgun isn't already loaded I'd just melee them until I thought of something better. Perhaps using the bullets when the zombies start to get a bit overwhelming. Shotguns are pretty powerful, it'd at least buy some time.
 

Papopapo456

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MiserableOldGit said:
There is no dumpster
There is no dumpster
Read the fuckin question
There is no dumpster

If the level of intelligence displayed here is any indicator of the kind of survivors I'll be living with, then I'd like to change my answer - I'd use the shotgun to blow both my legs off, before shouting to the zombies "Don't worry, I'm armless" before realising I got the joke wrong.
Actually, for the sake of more "complete" answers, I did specify the surroundings of the alley. The updated question would be: You are in an alley, there is a big brick wall behind you and a dumpster at your left side. The zombies (about 100) are 5 metres away. You have only two shotgun shells. What would you do?

Sorry for the confusion
 

Julianking93

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No suicide. I don't really know what I would do otherwise but I would never kill myself.

I'll go down fighting and bring as many of those bastards to hell with me!!!
 

CouchCommando

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dkyros said:
Yell "BANKAI" take the shot gun and with the two remaining shells blow hand holes into the side of the building spaced enough apart to get me to the window or fire escape, from there put my shotgun back in its makeshift sheath and scale the building, then use the butt to break the window and enter, once inside look for any possible survivors, and scour for supplies, remember its not over till its over ^^
what he said, if there was no available exit after that id jump on the dumpster, shoot out bricks at four foot intervals above the dumpster, using the barrel of the shot gun to clear the debri and enlarge the holes, jam gun barrel into the cavity push the dumpster away from the wall, climb up put foot into lowest hole, take gun insert into top most hole, climb up and sit on gun suspended 14 feet above the alley floor, wait for help to arrive.
 

EeveeElectro

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la-le-lu-li-lo said:
Call for backup, while I blow one and then two away.
Like I'd go anywhere without my phone.

I'd then crawl on top of the dumpster and beat the zombies in the head until backup arrives!!
That sounds like a plan to me! (y)
 

theStrachan

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I would decide that I had wasted to much ammo trying to fight nemisis, load an older save file and try not to head down the same ally with so little ammo...
 

Biek

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Id aim at the ground and propel myself into the air with a shotgun blast to escape.

Hey, a guy can dream.
 

Papopapo456

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Biek said:
Id aim at the ground and propel myself into the air with a shotgun blast to escape.

Hey, a guy can dream.
Result of this: a few shotgun pellets on your feet and a quite painful death.
 

slarrs

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Flip six three hole.

Flip-six-three hole: n. 1. A term used to refer to an absolutely flawless plan of action with no chance of success which guarantees complete victory.


To·ny Jaa Gam·bit: n. The Tony Jaa Gambit is a subcategory of the flip-six-three hole. The Tony Jaa Gambit means to leap onto the shoulder of the nearest shamblor when surrounded, and run from shoulder to shoulder until one has safely exited the circle of undeath.


yep. that one.
 

GoldenRaz

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Hide in dumpster, wait for army.

Maybe make some holes in the bottom so that I can walk off like the apocalypse's most retarded tank.
 

Biek

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Papopapo456 said:
Biek said:
Id aim at the ground and propel myself into the air with a shotgun blast to escape.

Hey, a guy can dream.
Result of this: a few shotgun pellets on your feet and a quite painful death.
1) shooting yourself in the foot doesnt necesarily kill you.

2) You clearly never played Quake or Team Fortress
 

WiccaVamp

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One shot to clear the dumpster area, jump into it and secure lid.If i had a phone I'd use it if not i'd see if they'd eventually leave...if not then probably open, shoot and run as fast as my lily white behind can manage whilst closelining them with the shotgun....and probably still die.