I would exploit the zombies' one true weakness: good choreography! That's right, I would do the Thriller dance.
Actually, for the sake of more "complete" answers, I did specify the surroundings of the alley. The updated question would be: You are in an alley, there is a big brick wall behind you and a dumpster at your left side. The zombies (about 100) are 5 metres away. You have only two shotgun shells. What would you do?MiserableOldGit said:There is no dumpster
There is no dumpster
Read the fuckin question
There is no dumpster
If the level of intelligence displayed here is any indicator of the kind of survivors I'll be living with, then I'd like to change my answer - I'd use the shotgun to blow both my legs off, before shouting to the zombies "Don't worry, I'm armless" before realising I got the joke wrong.
what he said, if there was no available exit after that id jump on the dumpster, shoot out bricks at four foot intervals above the dumpster, using the barrel of the shot gun to clear the debri and enlarge the holes, jam gun barrel into the cavity push the dumpster away from the wall, climb up put foot into lowest hole, take gun insert into top most hole, climb up and sit on gun suspended 14 feet above the alley floor, wait for help to arrive.dkyros said:Yell "BANKAI" take the shot gun and with the two remaining shells blow hand holes into the side of the building spaced enough apart to get me to the window or fire escape, from there put my shotgun back in its makeshift sheath and scale the building, then use the butt to break the window and enter, once inside look for any possible survivors, and scour for supplies, remember its not over till its over ^^
That sounds like a plan to me!la-le-lu-li-lo said:Call for backup, while I blow one and then two away.
Like I'd go anywhere without my phone.
I'd then crawl on top of the dumpster and beat the zombies in the head until backup arrives!!
Result of this: a few shotgun pellets on your feet and a quite painful death.Biek said:Id aim at the ground and propel myself into the air with a shotgun blast to escape.
Hey, a guy can dream.
1) shooting yourself in the foot doesnt necesarily kill you.Papopapo456 said:Result of this: a few shotgun pellets on your feet and a quite painful death.Biek said:Id aim at the ground and propel myself into the air with a shotgun blast to escape.
Hey, a guy can dream.