What Would You Do In A Zombie Situation?

[michaelleung]

Say zombies came out and killed lots of people, Left 4 Dead style. What would you do if you were in a small room locked with a zombie that was coming after you (how it got there is none of your business), and you had:

A shotgun, with only one shell left (and you need at least three hits to kill the zombie, it's strong)
A frag grenade that would take you out as well (or at least some permanent damage to the body)
A thick 2m long rope
A wooden chair
A coffee maker (no electricity or beans)
A 1 liter bottle of napalm (but no matches)

What would you do in that situation? NOTE: Doesn't have to be killing the zombie, but what other things would you do instead as well?

 

[Ace of Spades]

I would shoot the zombie in the head with the shotgun, and beat it to death with it.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Assuming classical Zombies:
Run past the zombie. Use the shotgun to blow out the lock on the door then make a bee line for the nearest probable source of ammunition.
Taking the Napalm and rope with me as useful tools.

Assuming turbo Zombies:
Fight the zombie with the wooden chair and bash it's undead skull in. Then as per classical Zombie plan.

 

[rossatdi]

Hit the 'Search Forums' button?

 

[cthulhu257]

Go to nozombies.com and read their forums.

 

[mattttherman3]

throw the napom at the zombie and shoot him with the shotgun

 

[Mariena]

I'm sorry, but holy crap. Does no one use the search function anymore?

This must be the 15th thread this week that discusses ZOMBIES. I guess Yahtzee was right; people really do need to shut the f- up about ninjas, pirates and zombies..

 

[scatmanfan]

Steal the book on surviving zombie attacks. Then go to a not police station. And not get secluded, try and use a corded phone, try and start a car, take a bath/shower. All the things that are cliches that would get me killed.

 

[omegatheta]

considering that i was in this situation i would turn my torso 180 degrees bend down and kiss my ass goodbye because i would rather die a horrible death than ever have to admit that i got into this bad of a zombie related situation....i mean really...i must have stroked off to even get to the point where i don't have at least a nine millimeter pistol and at least 2 extra clips for it...

 

[ygetoff]

beat the zombie to death with the chair or the shotgun...if it's rotting, i could dismember it...

 

[CoverYourHead]

Kill it with my bare hands. Rawr... or shoot it in the leg to knock it down then curb-stop.

Please us the search button next time. There's been a million of these topics already.

 

[GuerrillaClock]

Lock myself in a room with as much food and water as possible and weep softly until my involvement in the crisis was over one way or another.

 

[Jaythulhu]

I'd love to say I'd do some kind of cool commando shit, but i'd most likely crap my pants in fright, puke at the smell, then lose 1/1d6 sanity.

 

[Wicky_42]

Eeh, you need thermite to ignite modern napalm, and where you even got it from considering the US doesn't even stock it any more is anyone's guess. Yeah, I think however that that's the least retarded aspect of this post. I mean, seriously, you actually thought this was worth asking? You've put so little effort into this, specified so little, told us nothing. What sort of zombie? why would it talk 3 shotgun rounds to the head to kill it? Especially if it's L4D style. You locked yourself in a room with a zombie? huh... You've got a coffee maker without any means to use it?! wtf dude... phul of fail.

Obviously the only thing to do is rig up the chair and rope into a dynamo using a cup full of no questions asked and sit the zombie down to a nice cup of napalm coffee, topped with gunpowder and shotgun pellets. Sorted.

 

[Erana]

I'm sorry, but holy crap. Does no one use the search function anymore?

This must be the 15th thread this week that discusses ZOMBIES. I guess Yahtzee was right; people really do need to shut the f- up about ninjas, pirates and zombies..

Yeah, but when was the last time we talked about Ninjas and Pirates?

 

[dragonforce]

i would roun out the door and use the chair to block it. then use the rope to help break-in to a armed forces bace and arm up with more guns and ammo. then launch a nuke at the zombies

 

[Erana]

I'd shoot myself. Seriously, who wants to live in a post-zombiepocalyptic world? Or I'd shoot the zed, then blow myself up.

 

[Neosage]

Call me an ass but I have started reporting these now...

 

[FrankDux]

Why more zombies, I really don't get it.

 

[neoman10]

suicide most likely