What would you say if you were an NPC?

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Dedtoo

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If i where a shopkeeper who was invincible i would say: "you can rob me! your weapons dont harm me! I AM BOOLETPROOF!!"

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QuirkyTambourine

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"My death has no consequence on the outcome of the game. None whatsoever. I'm a blip on the cosmic radar, so you have a decision to make. You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel like an asshole?' Well, do ya great controller overlord??
 

likalaruku

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The first time you click on me, I will say:

"Ooooh...You wan't a QUEST do you? Well, You're going to have to WORK for your XP." ::pulls out a list::
 

KaiRai

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Naturalized said:
Halt! You violated the law. You must pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!
Well met!!!


Or "Hey you! Over 'ere...."
Possibly even "I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!!!"
 

Signa

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Hey, I've got some rats in my cellar if you'd like to kill them for me.
 

Biosophilogical

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On a Pc Game: Press Alt + F10 to dodge

On a PS3: Push the analog stick at an angle of 732.1934619783 degrees to instantly win the game (must be held for 3 seconds with no deviation)

^^ It doesn't actually work

On an Xbox: To Access Free DLC, make PS3 a compatable version of one of your games

^^(so many games for me!!!)

On the DS: *opens keyboard* Spell "Potato" to receive a gift. (they spell it (the word i actually written there for them and the instructions are vocalised) "You actually spelt Potato" (po-tah-toe ... po-tay-toe)
 

zebrin

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"Sigh, times are tough."
yeah, they really are.
"Sigh, times are tough."
hey you looking for a drink or something?
"Sigh, times are tough."