What Would You Steal?

[ItsAChiaotzu]

A money printing press, that gives every dollar bill a different serial number and makes undetectable counterfeit copies.

Booooring. Come on, that was rubbish.


I would steal ... beef... stew.

Yep, it's busted alright.

(Cookie for the reference)

 

[Aerodyamic]

I'd steal talent.

i like that idea, tho i would then bottle the talent and sell bottled talent to people

That's devious. I like it.
What'd be even nicer if we could sell it back to the people we stole it from in measured amounts.

Could we have a voucher program for the useless hacks that the entertainment industry keeps shoveling at us?

OT: Actually, I can't think of anything that I really want that I can't currently get, or that's beyond my ability to get, with a minimum of effort. But, in the spirit of it all, I'd steal a sheiks' hot harem-dwelling ladies.

Now, to knock out a wall for an expanded bathroom, including an extra 3000sq. ft. of room for various female necessities.

 

[The Austin]

The CIA's Kennedy Assassination file.

 

[Disaster Button]

I'd steal talent.

i like that idea, tho i would then bottle the talent and sell bottled talent to people

That's devious. I like it.
What'd be even nicer if we could sell it back to the people we stole it from in measured amounts.

Could we have a voucher program for the useless hacks that the entertainment industry keeps shoveling at us?

OT: Actually, I can't think of anything that I really want that I can't currently get, or that's beyond my ability to get, with a minimum of effort. But, in the spirit of it all, I'd steal a sheiks' hot harem-dwelling ladies.

Now, to knock out a wall for an expanded bathroom, including an extra 3000sq. ft. of room for various female necessities.

I was thinking either we sell back to them for twice the price. Or we work up some kind of Combo System where we combine the talent of 5 hacks together to create some kind of markatable near-talent.

 

[curty129]

A blimp would be interesting, but a zepplin would be better!

I want a zep so bad i could spit.

Imagine cross-atlantic cruising in the air

/beautiful

What's a zeppelin... no, i can't be bothered to google it. D:<

OT: Erm. Steal an hour of Elisha Cuthbert's time. For reasons clearly obvious >>''

well that was clever.

I suppose I'd still gods powers.

I can't see if there's any sarcasm in your post, but thank you or go f*** yourself.

D:

P.S. Which god? ;o How do we know he has any other powers other than that of creating animals and planets and such, eh? Though technically you could have sex with any women and still have her keep her virginity.

Seems Virgin Mary was just a failed test, seeing as she got pregnant and all. I would have worded that in a more clever way, but i don't think you'd have got what i'm trying to say.

I'd steal talent.

i like that idea, tho i would then bottle the talent and sell bottled talent to people

That's devious. I like it.
What'd be even nicer if we could sell it back to the people we stole it from in measured amounts.

Could we have a voucher program for the useless hacks that the entertainment industry keeps shoveling at us?

OT: Actually, I can't think of anything that I really want that I can't currently get, or that's beyond my ability to get, with a minimum of effort. But, in the spirit of it all, I'd steal a sheiks' hot harem-dwelling ladies.

Now, to knock out a wall for an expanded bathroom, including an extra 3000sq. ft. of room for various female necessities.

I was thinking either we sell back to them for twice the price. Or we work up some kind of Combo System where we combine the talent of 5 hacks together to create some kind of markatable near-talent.

I think i may need a concentrated bottle of talent, please. It looks like my body never bothered to make any D:

(Do i get it cheaper, since i was your first customer and all? :3)

 

[quiet_samurai]

The moon. How drastic would that be huh?

or

Donald Trumps hair, while he is on live TV.

 

[Rigs83]

Time,I could do a Ground Hog Day for the best day of my life till it gets better or just redo my life over and over until I figure out the best answer or road to take.

 

[kahlzun]

The production rights to Firefly and Drive.

Owning them, then continue the series's.

 

[Quadtrix]

The new 27" iMac. I want one so fucking bad.

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

I would Steal a Jackson guitar with some awesome amplifiers a ton of strings and some good distortion pedals, a large drum set, an awesome bass guitar, and of course a HQ keyboard. Then my solo project can begin.

This, but I'd also steal an entire guitar store while I'm at it.

 

[Triple G]

Diamonts

 

[Zhalath]

A cheeseburger. Like, a REALLY good cheeseburger. The BEST cheeseburger. I'd steal one of those.

And to whomever said a zeppelin, that's the runner up.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Dragon Age Origins, because the wait is unbearable. A top of the line PC and HD Plasma TV.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

The inhabitants of a dimension where life doesn't suck so much. Maybe they could clean this place up...

 

[Harkwell]

I see your zeppelin, and raise you this...

Yes, those ARE very large bombs on it.

 

[Captain Blackout]

Anything I can get my hands on. Especially if it's yours.

 

[akmarksman]

a policeman's helmet..and then go to the bathroom in it.

 

[rokkolpo]

i would steal the ground...IT'S THE PERFECT CRIME.