What Would You Steal?

[loppopoo]

I'd go back in time and steal from myself!

 

[smithy1234]

I would steal.... YOUR SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SliverBlade]

To name a few: muffins, hot cocoa, homemade cookies, Gobstoppers, and video games.

 

[Datalord]

I'd steal........rogue's power from the x-men (only any powers taken are copied permanently, so more like that guy from ""hero's"" than rogue, but whatever"

ironic,

Then i'd procede to steal all the other x-men's powers, then i'd take over the world, muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

On another note: if there were two people with rogue's power and they touched each other, what would happen?

 

[Acidwell]

I'd just steal a zoo and start and evil empire from that.
Anyone disagree? I have a tiger pit end of problem.

 

[icyfresh]

A teleportation device so that i can steal more stuff
which i would later use to steal a porn stars viginity

 

[coldshadow]

I think I would steal russia, OH YA!

 

[Deathman101]

I would steal L4D2. The whole thing I mean, not just one copy.

Hopefully Valve will stop the madness then.

 

[RanD00M]

A penguin.I have always wanted one.

 

[FinalGamer]

I'd steal coke cans and hoard them to myself.

Oh wait I already did, one per day in high school.

 

[Evil grim123]

I'd steal..
The working full Duke Nukem Forever.
Cause it's real..
They just don't want you to have it.

 

[Archemetis]

Children.

They are the future after all.

 

[Aerodyamic]

I'd steal talent.

i like that idea, tho i would then bottle the talent and sell bottled talent to people

That's devious. I like it.
What'd be even nicer if we could sell it back to the people we stole it from in measured amounts.

Could we have a voucher program for the useless hacks that the entertainment industry keeps shoveling at us?

OT: Actually, I can't think of anything that I really want that I can't currently get, or that's beyond my ability to get, with a minimum of effort. But, in the spirit of it all, I'd steal a sheiks' hot harem-dwelling ladies.

Now, to knock out a wall for an expanded bathroom, including an extra 3000sq. ft. of room for various female necessities.

I was thinking either we sell back to them for twice the price. Or we work up some kind of Combo System where we combine the talent of 5 hacks together to create some kind of marketable near-talent.

I think it'll take more than 5 peoples' worth of talent for some of the artistic waste that get pumped out of the radio and music video networks these days.

Actually, I'd like to amend my selection: I'd like to steal the authority to run the major music video networks, and actually enforce a policy of playing some god-damned music videos for most of the day. We didn't tune in to get some random fucking news about what brand of douche Taylor Swift uses, or who's currently bumping uglies with whom.

We tuned in to WATCH SOME FUCKING VIDEOS.

 

[seventy7l]

I'd steal a factory of some sorts to produce my own stuff!Not sure what kind of factory i will figure it out!

 

[scoobyduped]

I'd plan some sort of elaborate gold/diamond hiest, but that sorta goes against the "you can't steal money" thing. So a helicopter of some sort....maybe a Black Hawk, but probably not an attack helicopter.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Every hot girl in the worlds virginity


Take that you materialistic people

 

[cheesemanxl]

i would wait untill 11-10-09 and steal a modern warfare 2 360 because i want that game and my xbox is fuxked up

 

[Syndef]

a policeman's helmet..and then go to the bathroom in it.

And then give it to his grieving wife.
And then steal it again!