What would your ideal way to deal with zombies be?

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Casual Shinji

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A portable forcefield generator that incinerates all dead tissue matter.
 

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I would gather up as much food as possible and pair up with my family and maybe friends or neighbors, safety in numbers and my father owns several firearms. (Including a big one that should blow a zombie clean in half)

Then I would surround my house with LEGO bricks. They are cheap and in ready supply, nobody would think to loot toys in the ensuing chaos. And it is proven by science that even the undead can not endure the pure agony of treading on a LEGO brick, the pain is simply too great. Defeated, they would shuffle elsewhere in search of brains, rubbing their feet.
 

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I live near a Ranger Barracks so get weapons, ammunition etc. from there.
Next head to the country. A
fter a few years the Zombies will dissipate from the city heading outwards.
After they're gone, move into the city.
Then find a clock tower.
They can't climb stairs.





Right?


Captcha: Panic Button. Or I could press that
 

felbot

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shotguns with flaming ammo, even if i am a horrible shot i can still set them aflame
 

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thaluikhain said:
Explain to them why they can't possible exist, and watch them disappear in a puff of logic.
Are you paraphrasing Douglas Adams good sir?

OT: The best anti-zombie technique is to get on top of a building that's more than about 3 floors, make it secure with supplies etc. Then, on the roof (or out the window) you tie fairly flexible rope through a breezeblock, or stocking with pool balls in it, or metal bloc or similar. Lower it down to about 5 feet off the ground (head height). Tie off the rope on something strong. Then when the zombies come along and build up to a crowd, you chuck the block off, brain a few of them and haul it back in before they grab it. Repeat.
 

Kirlac

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Crossbow and a hunting knife w/ sharpening stone. Guns aren't ideal because you need ammo, and it will run out eventually. With a crossbow, you can cut branches of trees and make them into arrows, and you can pick them up and use them again. Let's see you make your own reusable bullets for whatever guns you have. Also you can use the crossbow and knife to hunt animals for food without having to make risky raids.
Then I'd bunker down in a secure place near a forest. Maybe in a treehouse of some kind. Everyone knows zombies aren't coordinated enough to climb trees :)
 

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in honesty, i like to think i would survive but i would have no chance, i'm not really physically fit nor do i have any great intelligence or cunning, so i would be the guy who sacrifices himself to safe people because he is too much of a pussy to commit suicide
 

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Possibly put corrugated iron over the windows and doors, stay inside and play video games.
But since I'm in New Zealand, there won't be any chance of a zombie outbreak coming to our doorstep.
 

Tanner The Monotone

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I like my house. If I destroy the porches, all of the windows are 5 feet of the ground. So, unless yao-ming comes to my house, I'm safe from them getting in
 

Tanner The Monotone

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rhizhim said:
Boris Goodenough said:
The best defence I have ever seen is this:


beat that!



for me it would be:
barricade yourself in a caste. preferably one with a big patio inside so i can use some seeds for food and gather a bunch of people who arent morons.(thats hard to do).

why a caste? because it was build for defense and i can stab those fuckers trought the portcullis with the weapons in the museum on display.

plus if i am lucky i have a second wall with a nice killing field between them.

electricity will be a problem though.
You don't need electricity for a castle, plus a lot of castle are large enough that they actually have soil to use for planting crops.
 

Rai^3

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A .22 handgun, a sledgehammer, an RV, and my lever-action 12-gauge loaded up with slugs if shit gets too crazy.
 

Mr Companion

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Call the military, I don't understand why zombies are ever a threat when its never explained why the military cant just come in and kill them all. If you can hold out for like 1 hour then chances are people with guns of some kind will turn up. Go hide in the bathroom lock the door and keep a sharp stick to hand and a knife conglaturation you have completed a great game and prooved the justice of our culture
Now go rest our heroes
 

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Funny. I was reading Manga about a zombie girl (sankarea) when I saw this thread.

The classic chainsaw would do i suppose.