what would your last words be before you die?

[kahlzun]

"What bus??"

 

[lost13cross]

You Mother and I were porn stars back in the day that's how we paid for your collage.

 

[hippykiller]

Poontang...

or maybe

Bananahammock!!!

 

[RagnorakTres]

Last words...

"Foolish...villain. You think *cough* my death will change anything? I *coughcough* am only...the...begin...ning...*bleh*"

 

[Pimppeter2]

In my dieing breath..... I curse ZOIDBERG!

 

[Tuken]

" Phoenix down! " ?

 

[Mindblow]

Quick! Up,up, down, down, left, right, left, left. Crap!

 

[wizzerd229]

"well, fun"
"hey, watch this!"
"no way, there is no laser on my fore...."
"hmm, wonder if i can make it?"

 

[Pilot Bush]

KHAN!!!

 

[DrScoobs]

*****... got... served... (dies)

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

It's been a blast! To the head

 

[thepj]

don't let it end like this! tell them i said something!

or: just remember son/friend/brother happiness can be found, in a massive gangbang

or finaly: i'm telling ya there's nothing comming, now cross the fucking road!

 

[GodofDisaster]

Tell, my wife.....Hello.

Or, it's just a flesh wound.

Finally, I'd put this on my gravestone.

Here lies jamie
He came, he Saw
He logged out.

 

[coldshadow]

"but the Heads up display says im only critically wounded"

or mabey

"waiting for the respawn, one sec"

 

[Rosm101]

Easy:

"who will the world revolve around now?"

 

[Vondrakenhof]

"Oh Fu-"

or

"We're boned"

or

"Well sod this for a game of toy soldiers"

or

"Bugger"

 

[Skooterz]

"Hurm."