Dammit or...
Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids won't break through with the stick
or
Listen, and listen well. I really like the band 'N Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, it will go, 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho.' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, because he beats you up while he's playing it!
or
Get the Neosporin for this one. Na Na Na Na Na Na Neo. Ba da da da da Sporin!