What's Britian like?

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Furburt said:
I went to southern England and found it excruciatingly boring.

I went to Scotland and Newcastle, and it was brilliant!

I'm Irish by the way.
what part?
Ot:i was there once bored out of my skull but thankfully i brought a gameboy with me
also im irish so its just genral hate towards the brits thats thier fault though
 

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tricky_tree said:
Dahni said:
Scotland is amazing.

I mean, aye, we're the murder capital of europe but one year we got voted the UK's friendliest city. So we'll batter ye and take yer money, but we'll give ye directions to the hospital.
Who did that routine? Saw him at a show and can't remember his name.
Kevin Bridges.
A Glaswegian comedian ^_^
 

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CokeColaForTheWIn said:
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I really don't like it, and I live here. Britain is basically a bit crap these days. Completely run down, dirty, with trains and busses that don't run, and chavs everywhere asking for you to go into the off-license for them.
Where do you bloody live?!

OT: It's cool - ignore the minor group BNP retards and everyone's OK. The weather's constantly in a state of 'meh' though.
Birkenhead. It's in Merseyside, the other side of the river from Liverpool.
i feel sorry for you :'(
Not as much as I do, I assure you.
 

Jamienra

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All of its shit. I live here. But the sweets are better than america's and the food is amazing but not as good as america's. Chavs are the main problem really, that and old people.
 

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Dahni said:
tricky_tree said:
Dahni said:
Scotland is amazing.

I mean, aye, we're the murder capital of europe but one year we got voted the UK's friendliest city. So we'll batter ye and take yer money, but we'll give ye directions to the hospital.
Who did that routine? Saw him at a show and can't remember his name.
Kevin Bridges.
A Glaswegian comedian ^_^
Thanks, it's been driving me crazy, the bit about the stabbing and the £1 was great, or it may have been the booze
 

thepj

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we have an ass-ton of differant accents just about everywhere you go

and as for the place itself? awful, uterly uterly awful

awful weather
awful people
awful government
and some more awful weather
 

tricky_tree

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thepj said:
we have an ass-ton of differant accents just about everywhere you go

and as for the place itself? awful, uterly uterly awful

awful weather
awful people
awful government
and some more awful weather
Exhibit A - the Pessimist, walks round sulking and feeling sorry for himself when everyone else is out having a good time.
 

lee1287

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better than america.

HARHARHARR FLAME.

no, it's okay. I live in a small village. don't like city life.

Farm boy ftw.
 

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Jamienra said:
Chavs are the main problem really, that and old people.
Did I miss a crime wave or something?

I live in Edinburgh, and chavs - the issue that almost everyone has raised in this thread - are not much of a problem and seem to be constantly overplayed. Besides, it's not like youth crime is a problem specific to the UK. We have our chavs, the USA has its gangs, Russia has its neo-Nazis, etc.
 

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Wasder said:
South is ok, north is a scumhole. Sorry northeners.
Hey!

Too bad it's mostly true :/

There are some nice stuff up north, like Hadrian's wall :)

Also, only come to Britain if you enjoy sarcastic humour!
 

Sir Ollie

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I can see the north/south divide is strong in this thread.

Its not too bad apart from the weather,chavs,government,people,northerners,southerners,hard water,jobs,Gordon Brown,BBC,internet,TV,adverts,Anti smokers,health care,over priced beer...

I could go on.

Edit -

I forgot one thing that is awesome about Britain and that is HATS!.
 

AngloDoom

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Basically, everyone argues simultaneously that their area is both 'shit' and better than where everyone else from.

An example: when you ask a British person about their native town, but will be unable to use the word "shit", and not in the "it's the shit!" kind of way either.
However, if I say that their area is terrible from an outside perspective, they will often get defensive of their area.

English people like negative, dark humour for the most-part. As a nation, we like to mock ourselves, and everyone else. We admit we have huge flaws, but we're good enough to laugh at them as often as we show shame for them. We're considered a little more secular than some people, a little more guarded, but we're no-where near as sarcastic as the media portrays us.

Also, no-one likes the Queen, alright? We take pride in hating everything distinguishing about our country; the monarchy, the changeable weather, what is considered our decline, everything.

That's what I'd say, anyway.
 

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Burst6 said:
CokeColaForTheWIn said:
in scotland you get to leagaly have sex at 16, and you can drink by the time you're 18, we have free healthcare also there are chip rolls, Chips in a bread roll basicaly.

im scotish btw.

wait.. by chips do you mean

or

Real chips, which you would call fries, we call your chips- crisps.


You can find a chippy everywhere in the UK, it is usually covered with a lot of vinegar and salt accompanied by fish or sausage+ a lot more covered in batter. If you ever come here I suggest you try it, and if you don't like it, try another chippy because that one sucks:D
 

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Fantastic. Everyone wears top-hats, and has canes, the streets have a lack of chimney sweep urchins because they know they should stay in the chimneys, and the queen gives everybody tea and sweeties, two O'clock, sharp.

/Sarcasm
 

Jamienra

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RyVal said:
Jamienra said:
Chavs are the main problem really, that and old people.
Did I miss a crime wave or something?

I live in Edinburgh, and chavs - the issue that almost everyone has raised in this thread - are not much of a problem and seem to be constantly overplayed. Besides, it's not like youth crime is a problem specific to the UK. We have our chavs, the USA has its gangs, Russia has its neo-Nazis, etc.
I live in Manchester and its infested. I'm a teenager who likes rock and im made to feel very unwelcome. that might sound like me being a moaner, but i try to get along with everyone and when someone is chucking stuff at me because i have a band name on my shirt i think its unfair. Chavs seem to be decreasing in number since the "indie wave" began but its still a big problem in manchester.

[small]old people are still annoying :p[/small]
 

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Why does no-one like the south, bloody northern monkeys but its nice down here in Kent, less chavs and less morals. But yeah from where I am Britains pretty good if a little dull at times.
 

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mrhappyface said:
I rarely venture off the island of Oahu, so i haven't really seen a lot of white people, and I've never seen a British person. I've seen quite a few Australian tourists and talked to them, but i've never had the chance to meet a British person other than one soldier with which i had a barely sustained conversation with. Since Escapist is an international forum, i wanted to come here to ask what Britian is like. Can you guys tell me? Do you guys have some kind of unique dialect like Pidgin?
Which part of the isles are you interested in? England is pretty much the biggest most modern place with the most people but the people can be hit and miss pretty, good nightlife in London though and some nice rural places. Wales is uhh, well Wales they have sheep and crap beer some wierd subhuman spieces lives there or something. Scotland has the best views without competition the highlands are stunning but its probably the most rural part outside of the large towns and Glasgow, the nightlife is great in places and there are decent people but not the sort of place you want to walk around at night in a town. Dialects are all over the place we all obviously speak english bar a very select few who may still speak gaelic, but depending on region to city accents vary widly.

Not a bad place to live you hear alot of kids bitching, our government annoys me to no end and its rocky economy wise at the moment but overall we have alot of freedoms, the average lifestyle is pretty high, we have free healthcare and schools/colleges far, far worse places to live. Although people here do ***** ALOT most of them just need to learn what real hardship is however.

Our weather is either great or royal bollocks depending on how much you like the rain however and I mean rain like 200+ days a year.
 

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gee when i heard they had a bit of snow and cold , i said big deal ,i have it too , we don't shovel 2 inches , we dress for the weather and slow down when driving
 

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Nmil-ek said:
mrhappyface said:
I rarely venture off the island of Oahu, so i haven't really seen a lot of white people, and I've never seen a British person. I've seen quite a few Australian tourists and talked to them, but i've never had the chance to meet a British person other than one soldier with which i had a barely sustained conversation with. Since Escapist is an international forum, i wanted to come here to ask what Britian is like. Can you guys tell me? Do you guys have some kind of unique dialect like Pidgin?
Which part of the isles are you interested in? England is pretty much the biggest most modern place with the most people but the people can be hit and miss pretty, good nightlife in London though and some nice rural places. Wales is uhh, well Wales they have sheep and crap beer some wierd subhuman spieces lives there or something. Scotland has the best views without competition the highlands are stunning but its probably the most rural part outside of the large towns and Glasgow, the nightlife is great in places and there are decent people but not the sort of place you want to walk around at night in a town. Dialects are all over the place we all obviously speak english bar a very select few who may still speak gaelic, but depending on region to city accents vary widly.

Not a bad place to live you hear alot of kids bitching, our government annoys me to no end and its rocky economy wise at the moment but overall we have alot of freedoms, the average lifestyle is pretty high, we have free healthcare and schools/colleges far, far worse places to live. Although people here do ***** ALOT most of them just need to learn what real hardship is however.
This guys right. It's not perfect but nowhere is. Britain is pretty cool, or at least the parts I've been to are. People are friendly (I am!) and there's stuff to do in the cities and it's mostly safe so yeah not too shabby...