What's the craziest thing someone at your school has done?

[Ekonk]

My school is a consistent level of crazy, but no one tried to blow anything up.

I guess a certain level of crazy 's what you get when you take slightly weird art students and mix em with slightly weird nerds.

There was a really big race event through the hallways a while ago in which the contestants sat in desk chairs. One could even bet.

 

[Valksy]

Hairspray + Bunsen Burner = Holy shit the wall is on fire now, run!


It was certainly memorable.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

My old arts and crafts teacher just left school one day we had him in arts and crafts. Later we found out that he went to shoot his ex girlfriend in the face with a damn SHOTGUN and then killing himself.
Yes, I know that's not at school, but he was at school right before going to kill someone.
He was a pedo, so no one missed him though.

 

[PoliceBox63]

6th years ran thru the school naked for their prank.

 

[Valkyrie101]

At the end of last year, the Year 13s who were leaving drew a penis on a massive sheet and hung it from the roof of the leisure centre sharing the school grounds for all to see. Many lols were had.

 

[Angerwing]

My old school had the building set out basically like a giant triangle with the top snipped off. It had a small opening on one side to leave the 'courtyard' (the space in the middle where everyone had lunch and shit). Anyone, one night during exam week, somebody rammed through the iron gates with a car, and burnt it out in the middle of the courtyard. We also had these huge shade cloths set up over the courtyard, about 10 metres high, and there was a giant 5 metre circle burnt into it from the car.

 

[Engarde]

My school was boring. Craziest thing was the day I went wearing no shoes!

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

In one music lesson we were meant to be creating powerpoints on our favirote band/artist when the guy next to me was playing a hentai game. he was not caught and niether was I, spending the whole lesson on lolcats.

And then there's the time when...

-our guidance teacher was at a meeting while she was meant to be teaching us and we spent the whole "lesson" standing on tables,playing with mobile phones and throwing paper aeroplanes (i think).

-The times when this one guy (total arsehole but funny to watch and pretty much fearless, same guy from the hentai story) would impress the male changing room by spraying deoderant with a lighter right in front of it.

-The time when one guy (who's kinda alright actually) almost succeeded in burning down the school.

-In one P.E leson we were playing rounders (pretty much baseball If you're in the U.S) and a guy hit the ball so far away he managed to get a home "run" by walking, having time to tie his shoelaces halfway there and have a nice sit down on his way from 3rd to 4th base.

- And finally, this isn't really a school-wide thing but my freinds who were there that day all remember the time i got into a fight with a 3rd year (i was first year at the time) and at the end of it he got me in a headlock(which i apparently smiled through) and i got bored and stole his hat right off his head. Ah, fun.

EDIT: there was also a day where the fire alarm was pulled not once, not twice but three times in one day.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Some guy got sent to the hall and started masturbating. Actually, he did in class too.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

One of the students got expelled for gettinginto a fight with a local kid. He called for backup and his backup came, switchblade in hand and went, "If you touch him, I will cut your fucking head off."

Fucking wusses, man.

 

[HK_01]

Someone (the son of a teacher, in fact) stole a girl's scarf, took it to the toilet, shit in it and proceeded to smear the shit all over the walls using the scarf.

Top that!

Edit: I should probably mention that he was expelled for that and that the year before, on the school trip, he climbed onto a balcony that was not to be climbed on, a piece of it came off and hit a girl walking below on the head. She had to go to hospital with some pretty bad injuries. That guy's pretty fucked up if you ask me.

 

[sheogoraththemad]

I drove a motor cycle through the school, naked.

It's a long story.

a story I am very interested in,
care to give us some details/motivations?
OT: I together with a mate set the bicycle stalling of my old school on fire, it burned down to the ground.

 

[WhoaItsBrett]

I can think of the time when a kid got so upset that the teacher didn't grade late homework, he decided to pick up his desk and throw it across the room at the teacher. Needless to say, he wasn't allowed back in school after that.

That is kinda unexpected, but not crazy.
Here are 2 different crazy things that both happened in a bathroom. Each at a different school I went to.

In one, a girl had a mental break down and decided to write all over the bathroom stalls with a dirty tampon.

In the other, a guy had a mental break down and decided to write names of various kids he would shoot. What did he write it with you ask? Shit, he wrote it using his own freshly produced shit.
I was the one who walked in on him, needless to say, that was an awkward moment for me.

 

[Deguasser]

lets see, kid set himself on fire than ran down the halls, a substitute teacher got caught during a drug search with marijuana on him, and saw 3 kids stab one other kid at the same time.

 

[Rune Laguna]

Hmmm.

Well, in primary school, I got stabbed in the arm with a pencil in the middle of class, then in my last year of high school someone in my year hid fish in various locations around the school, for example in lockers, or in the ceiling of the 6th year common room, then in my sisters last year, some people had clingfilmed several first years to lamp posts up and down the street outside the school, and another time somebody have locked several fellow students (including said sister) in the common room and proceded to throw a golfball at the walls in an improvised version of racketball, my sister made sure to utilise the larger students as meat-shields. xD

This was unintentional, but my mate threw a pen at a younger kid and it got stuck in his head and he had to go to the hospital and get stiches.

My sister asks if you friend was a ninja.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Someone (the son of a teacher, in fact) stole a girl's scarf, took it to the toilet, shit in it and proceeded to smear the shit all over the walls using the scarf.

Top that!

Get this man a trophy!

 

[Canadian Briton]

It was a extremely rainy day (and In england that means it is REALLY rainy) and some guy as a joke pushed the fire alarm, so we all had to go outside in the rain and we all got drenched, however we all got to go home cus everyone was drenched. It was awesome, also because we got to go home early on a friday. And I think the guy got suspended

EDIT: oh and there was this one guy who apparently masturbated in class. He is a total perverted creep, he sexually harrases girls of all ages and the teachers don't bat an eye because he has slight mental problems. They probably won't do anything until he rapes or attempts to rape someone.

 

[monkey_man]

every year we have a mayor prank to celebrate the guys leaving middle school. that year the fire alarm went off, an outside we were sprayed wet. it was fun.and then sme janitor didn't think it was funny, so he grabbed a kid by his neck, and his friend didn't like that, so he slammed into him like a bull. the janitor guy was taken to the hospital. the poor kid was expelled (he did finish his final exam.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmHI6rZmlUI
do note, this is in dutch

 

[Mighty Lighty]

I got thrown through a window during lunch