What's the dumbest game that you've played?
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Operation Darkness. that new one by atari. i played it.. and... its a grid turn based... shooter... with magic, and werewolves. uhm, not just that but it seems that every needs to take turns firing there gun as if we are back in the old times of gorilla warfare. it did not make much sense to me while i got to stand there, while the enemy shot at me.
Not to mention the amount of damage you could cause with 1 single car.conqueror Kenny said:
My number 1 contendor has got to be Worms. Basically a game about worms killing each other with weapons of mass destruction. No need for further explaination. The concept is dumb, but works and is insanely addictive.
An honorable mention to Gunbound for having the same idea, but now you're some kid on some living machine (yes it breathes and stuff) killing each other using math and triangularity to do it.
Dead Ball Zone for PlayStation.
It basically was handball with a glowing ball, very lame graphics, and a big amount of violence (apparently, Kicking someone in the groin, shooting someone in the nuts or sawing people in half with a chainsaw is allowed in the good ol' sport 'o handball.)
It basically was handball with a glowing ball, very lame graphics, and a big amount of violence (apparently, Kicking someone in the groin, shooting someone in the nuts or sawing people in half with a chainsaw is allowed in the good ol' sport 'o handball.)
There's a few ways I could interpret 'dumb', but I'm just going to assume it means bad.
In my opinion, the worst game ever is definitely Drakken for the SNES.
-Any armor you pick up breaks in just a few hits from any monster.
-There was virtually nothing telling the player in what direction to go
-If you bumped into some random overturned bottle on the ground, a giant panther head would appear and shoot laser beams from it's eyes at you.
-I owned the game, and played it quite a few times and still have no idea what the storyline is. I never even managed to make it halfway into the game iirc.
Youtube example of Drakken: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUDrGypnsnY&feature=related
*quivers in the corner in the fetal position just thinking about playing it again*
In my opinion, the worst game ever is definitely Drakken for the SNES.
-Any armor you pick up breaks in just a few hits from any monster.
-There was virtually nothing telling the player in what direction to go
-If you bumped into some random overturned bottle on the ground, a giant panther head would appear and shoot laser beams from it's eyes at you.
-I owned the game, and played it quite a few times and still have no idea what the storyline is. I never even managed to make it halfway into the game iirc.
Youtube example of Drakken: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUDrGypnsnY&feature=related
*quivers in the corner in the fetal position just thinking about playing it again*
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the NES. No contest whatsoever. Its like they went "hey lets make a game!" then messed up on some coding at the beginning so that you die instantly and only be able to play for about 10 seconds. Then they said "That's not so bad" and sold it like that.
Metal gear solid didn't make ann ounce of sense to me (maybe because i've never played earlier versions (only 3 and 4)and I was constantly confused the whole time.
But the dumbest game I've played has to be Spyro the dragon, simply because:
You have to release th dragons from the crystals (by walking into them) and then they just disapear! I was constantly wondering why the massive dragons didn't take charge, that and the evil villen had no possible motive to attack....or am I thinking to deeply into this...
But the dumbest game I've played has to be Spyro the dragon, simply because:
You have to release th dragons from the crystals (by walking into them) and then they just disapear! I was constantly wondering why the massive dragons didn't take charge, that and the evil villen had no possible motive to attack....or am I thinking to deeply into this...
Ir rented the game Amazing Island for the Gamecube thought it would be cool to make my own creature. It wasn't I took it back within a half hour it was so dumb.
Also Superman Returns for the Xbox 360. I thought it would be better then past games it wasn't, but I was bored enough to play it to the end one day and the final boss a tornado that was dumb.
Also Superman Returns for the Xbox 360. I thought it would be better then past games it wasn't, but I was bored enough to play it to the end one day and the final boss a tornado that was dumb.
Any Katamri Game. Great fun, but it's just so STUPID. The idea is just completely out there and it makes zero sense.
OH GOD. Two songs throughout the ENTIRE GAME?YuppySlime said:
Tomba. I love that series like family, but the whole thing sounds like a good drug trip. "You control a pink haired kid trying to get his Grandfather's bracelet back from a group of evil color themed pigs that steal gold, and in order to beat the pigs you have to throw them into giant bags. You can get a flying dog, and help a talking monkey, release a tornado to disperse a fog, and help a Dwarf woman fart, among other things."
Great game. VERY weird execution.
Great game. VERY weird execution.
The dumbest game I've ever played is Dog's Life for the PS2. You're a dog that has to run around and collect bones, and there's a controller command that makes you take a dump. It is a kid's game, but if I were a kid, I think I'd rather play Spyro or something.
my most recent dumb game i have played was GTA IV i felt that it was a chore that i was bill murry in ground hog day repeating the same crap every day I kept thinking what ever happened to those good old days of wacky GTA, I miss those games where you ran over Elvis impersonators and out ran bullets sigh?
That's pretty harsh, reasons?J_tayla said:
My dumbest game is Mario's Time Machine for the SNES. In it Mario has to do something that involves time travel to fix famous historical events (probably because Bowser did something, I don't know). It was meant to teach people about history (and by people I mean 6-10 year-olds). It combined simple platforming (like simpler than World 1-1 of Super Mario Bros.) with insanely difficult point-and-click adventure puzzles. I rented it once (I was 7 I think) and could not beat the very first task. I think I had to make Sir Isaac Newton sit under a tree so he could have the apple fall on him. All I ever figured out was how to walk from the time machine to the tree.
What a terrible dumb game. I rented Aerio the AcroBat after that, it wasn't as bad.
i remember that one god the art was awful like Mario Is Missing! Another dumb game in my book was sonic raiders yes a character who?s only real attribute is speed is riding a hover board I wondered to myself why is he on that thing cant he just run? And that left my mind as I press the off button and put in guilty gearEldritch Warlord said: