What's the dumbest reason you've ever been banned for?

[Romblen]

Mine would have to be in Garry's Mod. I was on a public server making small rockets, away from the other players. It didn't go near any players or their objects. It didn't cause any lag in the server.

They banned me because it left burn marks on the ground. The map was gm_flatgrass. A gigantic map where's there's plenty of space for every player. Even if it was a small map, it's grass, what's the big deal?

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

I haven't, because i'm just that good a citizen in my various societies. I've been warned, but never more than that.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

Probably for team killing...2 people...that ran in front of me.

I've also been slayed in CS:S for not saving the hostages past the 1:30 mark. The rounds are only 3 minutes, and I was the last CT on Office. I went to check long hall and next thing ya know, I'm riding the lightning. Dumbass admins.

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

Well I've never been banned from a server in an online game but I've been kicked many times before. The one that still irritates me to this day was when I was playing CSS, I managed to surprise three CTs that were ganging up on one of my teammates and got all three of them in about a half a second with headshots.

They cried for about 5 minutes about me being a hacker (despite the fact that I was going 5-12 up to that point) and then vote kicked me.

People are stupid

 

[Burnout54]

1 for speaking English on a french server.
2 for running on one of those realism servers for COD:WAW

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

I got banned from a discotheque when I felt up one of the performers on stage.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I've never been banned, i'm a good boy, yes a good boy... [small]good boy...[/small] [sub]good boy...[/sub] [sub][sub]good boy...[/sub][/sub]

 

[oppp7]

I don't get banned from games/servers, although I have been kicked for insulting the game (because the host was an ass).

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Banned for "rushing"

I was on a server (was not a noob server) in CS:S because I went over to the terrorist base and started killing them and apparently this is bad

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

For threatening to quit. "I'll quit, this place wont be the same without me!" [User Valate has been banned from the server.]

 

[KiLl_RoY]

For no reason!

Or maybe some guy thought i had wall hack on CS:S but i didnt!

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

outleveling the host

 

[GodofDisaster]

I haven't been banned on anything yet, although I did get a warning message from a mod, about posting a low content post, but that's about it. Am generally well behaved here.

 

[The Kangaroo]

I got banned for this conversation:

Dick:*Runs way ahead with his friend while setting me on fire and they both die*
Me: *Gets pounced by hunter from behind, other player saves me*
Dick: HAHA! what an idiot!
Me: Says the one who's dead
*laughter as the dick furiously tries to get me kicked, but the other player wants me to stay* (this goes on for 10 minutes)
Other Player: *eventually votes to kick me as his screams are getting old*

 

[axia777]

In a forum? Talking smack on Christianity in an Anti-Christian thread. Yah, that makes total sense right?

In a video game? Accidentally shooting a team member a few time in Battle Field 2 after they kept running across my line of fire when I was the heavy machine gunner.

 

[Husky.Gnoll]

Lagging in CS:S.

 

[mikecoulter]

I don't get banned. Respect the interwebz, it knows where you live!

 

[Lyiat]

I've been banned from only once place before, and that wasn't in a video game.

The Haunted Woods, in New England... Someone came up behind me and grabbed me by the shoulder in attempt to spook after we had left one of the haunted houses and were heading to another. Ten years of Enshudo kicked in and I hip-tossed the man into a bush. I was 'kindly asked to leave' afterword.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Been suspended before, but never "Banned"