What's the funniest question you've seen on a test?

[Neurowaste]

My physics teacher was curving a test so one of the questions was "Why do quantum strings NOT exist"
The answer choices were:
A.)Klingon
B.)They do, you're insane
C.)42
D.)Cause animal mother killed them
E.)Leaving you behind with my lonesome song, now i'm lost in oblivion.

No joke, it was so awesome, I picked the last one, although i was so tempted to pick D, cookie if you can figure out where it's from(E), he gave me bonus points for that question because i was the only one who picked it, i love Mr.Zicker.

 

[Nannernade]

Seriously though, my favorite is from the G.O.A.T. in Fallout 3:

Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?

1 Bullet to the brain.
2 Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent.
3 Prayer, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
4 Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser.

Lol the thing I found funny about that question was the way the instructor read it, Oh no... you've been exposed to radiation... and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach... What's the best course of treatment?

 

[Ryuk2]

''With which organ do humans see?''
That question was at my school.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

This one seems mildly racist but ah well.

The other day in an AP World History test, it asked "All of the following were things that Jerusalem was against?"

Three of the four answers involved monetary gain.

Either my teacher has a very subtle sense of humor or I'm reading too far between the lines.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Haven't really seen funny questions, but funny answers. There's one maths question that asks you to find 'x', which is a side on a triangle.

The candidate circled the letter x on the triangle, and wrote "Here it is"

 

[Nannernade]

Not bad. =P

 

[GrinningManiac]

Spoiler

THE HELL

Seriously? What the hell is that?

I've seen the fair share of "find X: Here it is!" and stuff, but there's one I always put for my Maths test when I knew I hadn't a hope in hell of getting the right answer

E.G. (I put this on my Non-calculator GCSE final exam, which I somehow passed)

*Complicated equation*

Find X in terms of Y

My Answer: No, I will not

 

[Nannernade]

Ha there seems to be a lot of those find x questions. =P

 

[azncutthroat]

Seriously though, my favorite is from the G.O.A.T. in Fallout 3:

Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?

1 Bullet to the brain.
2 Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent.
3 Prayer, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
4 Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser.

Lol the thing I found funny about that question was the way the instructor read it, Oh no... you've been exposed to radiation... and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach... What's the best course of treatment?

Yeah, me too. It was hilarious the first time I read it (scratch that, it still is), it's just funny how the question is asked.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

Umm "What ethnicity are you?"

Why, I'm part ERVRYTHING.

 

[FROGGEman2]

"How many doses of heroin have you taken in the past week?"

I wrote 22.

It was anonymous.

 

[stone0042]

Most of the SAT earlier today. I mean, yeah, some were hard, but the majority of the questions were insultingly easy.

 

[GreyWolf257]

My history teacher Mr. Lees had this question:
'What is the best way to kill a zombie?'

Answer: The Double Dragon Elbow Attack (From the game Double Dragon, just so you know).

I aced the test.

 

[Nannernade]

My history teacher Mr. Lees had this question:
'What is the best way to kill a zombie?'

Answer: The Double Dragon Elbow Attack (From the game Double Dragon, just so you know).

I aced the test.

Ha ha, good stuff. =P

 

[The Warden]

This happened in 4th grade, Math Class:
At the Church you go to, the Priest preaches for different amounts of time (minutes) each time he goes up, following a certain pattern, complete the pattern:
6, 9, 13, 16, 19, ___, ___, ___.
My answer:
I'm an atheist.

 

[Nannernade]

This happened in 4th grade, Math Class:
At the Church you go to, the Priest preaches for different amounts of time (minutes) each time he goes up, following a certain pattern, complete the pattern:
6, 9, 13, 16, 19, ___, ___, ___.
My answer:
I'm an atheist.

Ha ha, great answer. XD

 

[Sacman]

in my 8th grade pre-algebra class there was a question that said: Find D.
(32/2)-(16/2)=D

if ur smart u can figure this one out.

Am i being really stupid by answering this?

I think its 8

it's 8 but ur not getting the joke because 8=D

 

[Nannernade]

in my 8th grade pre-algebra class there was a question that said: Find D.
(32/2)-(16/2)=D

if ur smart u can figure this one out.

Am i being really stupid by answering this?

I think its 8

it's 8 but ur not getting the joke because 8=D

Lolol I'm so dense I just got the joke.

 

[The Kangaroo]

"Name:" Pfft scammers