What's the funniest video game line ever?
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Because it isn't funny?Supreme Unleaded said:
And what's with all this "They're sinking cities with a giant worm!". It might sound stupid, but I really don't find it anyway near the top 500 funny lines from games.
OT: I was entertained when Ashley said "I enjoyed that" after an Asari scientist totally freaks out because you told her that she has something like fifteen minutes to get out of the blast radius of an atomic bomb. In Mass Effect.
'I've fucked more models than bulimia'
Brucie from GTA4.
Also the random bums that shout : 'Cheesy Vaginas!'
Brucie from GTA4.
Also the random bums that shout : 'Cheesy Vaginas!'
Gaze upon it's magnificance! Bask in it's glorious ...uh... GLORY!
-Mimiron, WoW.
...I think the first time we got to phase 4 we all died from chokeing on the amount of jokes in the Vent channel. While it's not the funniest line ever ever, it invokes a really funny memory for me.
...And for those who are also familiar with the Ulduar Bosses in WoW...
"NO NO NO NO NO no No!" Who honest to God survived that, the first time you heard it?
I guess my guild just finds too much humor in raiding, we rarely get any where once somthing's funny.
-Mimiron, WoW.
...I think the first time we got to phase 4 we all died from chokeing on the amount of jokes in the Vent channel. While it's not the funniest line ever ever, it invokes a really funny memory for me.
...And for those who are also familiar with the Ulduar Bosses in WoW...
"NO NO NO NO NO no No!" Who honest to God survived that, the first time you heard it?
I guess my guild just finds too much humor in raiding, we rarely get any where once somthing's funny.
Gotta be the Imulsion facility in Gears of War after Dom spots a glowing wretch.
Dom: "Did you see that?!?"
Marcus: "Yeah, I did... kinda wish I hadn't".
EDIT:
Dom: "Did you see that?!?"
Marcus: "Yeah, I did... kinda wish I hadn't".
EDIT:
Yeah, really. I mean it sounds silly in a way, but there are way more funny moments in Gears than this line.
Meh, I would disagree. I mean, in order to be wrong there has to be some sort of opposing force to you point of view, but if everyone is dead who disagrees with you, who will disagree with you? Hahaha.Supreme Unleaded said:
Most the stuff from Psychonuaghts...
I'unno..
Yeah....
"THE SEAS WILL RUN WHITE WITH HIS RAGE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
"I am the milkman, my milk is fortified with what the world wants... With what it deserves"
"Is that the regular kind of milk, or the exploding kind?"
"I've got the brain of a little girl that can blow your head off back in my lab!"
"I bet you have the muscles of a little girl too!"
There's just so many awesome quotes..
Like those brave snails...
" If it is truly a time of war, then we are ready! No longer can we pull our heads into our shells and hide. We are, after all, armored warriors, and this is our land too. We may not be fast, but we always march upon the glittering path of righteousness, for we create ourselves from our hearts. LEAD US ONWARDS, AND LET US EAT HOLES IN THE LEAVES OF NAPOLEON'S GARDEN!"
Five seconds later, the snails are eaten by your own units...
I'unno..
Yeah....
"THE SEAS WILL RUN WHITE WITH HIS RAGE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
"I am the milkman, my milk is fortified with what the world wants... With what it deserves"
"Is that the regular kind of milk, or the exploding kind?"
"I've got the brain of a little girl that can blow your head off back in my lab!"
"I bet you have the muscles of a little girl too!"
There's just so many awesome quotes..
Like those brave snails...
" If it is truly a time of war, then we are ready! No longer can we pull our heads into our shells and hide. We are, after all, armored warriors, and this is our land too. We may not be fast, but we always march upon the glittering path of righteousness, for we create ourselves from our hearts. LEAD US ONWARDS, AND LET US EAT HOLES IN THE LEAVES OF NAPOLEON'S GARDEN!"
Five seconds later, the snails are eaten by your own units...
"Francis, is there anything you don't hate?"
"Well, I don't hate vests."
- Bill and Francis in L4D
"Well, I don't hate vests."
- Bill and Francis in L4D
It was funny when I asked my robot in Fallout 3 for a joke and he gave me that line. It's all about the timing, really. Otherwise, yes it is very tragic. Like a headless chicken running around, yet the very phrase is funny when aimed at a panicking moron.Fraught said:
Basically anything your character says in Saints Row 2 got me laughing. Kind of like during that one mission and he tells Maero to look in the trunk. I laughed.
