What's The Last Movie You've Seen?
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Batman forever, watched it because I haven't seen it in years, very camp, very funny (especially when Batman smiles, seriously looked like a pedobear smile) I have no idea what I'd rate it, so I'm not going to =P
Edit: also, back in the day when car chases consisted of driving in straight lines.
Edit: also, back in the day when car chases consisted of driving in straight lines.
2012 and I will give it a 5/5, mainly because the film had the best effects that I've seen in years.
The Moon, staring Sam Rockwell. 4/5
Actually it was only one actor. Kevin Spacey doesn't count in this case since it was voice work.
Damn Ninja.Mertruve said:
Actually it was only one actor. Kevin Spacey doesn't count in this case since it was voice work.
Well Superbad was just on TV. I'd give that a 8.7/10. But since its a bit dated and I've seen it a few times. I'll just go back to the latest movie I haven't seen before. Which would be Zombieland. I'd give that a 9.2/10. Gives me faith in the Comedy genre, which is embarrassed so regularly.
edit: actually I just remembered I tried to sit through a pirated copy of New Moon, pretty bad quality. But I think the picture quality made the film slightly better. I mean I made it about 3/4 of the way through without crying and shutting it.
But seriously, that is the worst movie I've seen since Freddy Got Fingered.
Remembering that movie always gives me flashbacks to Seinfeld...Deef said:
edit: actually I just remembered I tried to sit through a pirated copy of New Moon, pretty bad quality. But I think the picture quality made the film slightly better. I mean I made it about 3/4 of the way through without crying and shutting it.
But seriously, that is the worst movie I've seen since Freddy Got Fingered.
Last movie out of theaters: Angels and Demons. To be honest I'm tired of Dan Brown and symbology solving crimes at this point, so 2.5/5
Last movie in theaters: Zombieland. Spent around 15 minutes too long trying to be a serious movie. Which is to say, it spent 15 minutes being serious. 4.5/5
Last movie in theaters: Zombieland. Spent around 15 minutes too long trying to be a serious movie. Which is to say, it spent 15 minutes being serious. 4.5/5
Watchmen, AGAIN. Was sick so I was going through all my DVDs. Still really good but is let down by not being the book. 4/5
and loses points for the awesome actor, Mr Sheen, going off to act in "New Moon", the bastard. He does Damned united, frost-nixon, and then THAT.TheZapper said:
At home, I watched Little Miss Sunshine, which I thought was pretty interesting. It follows a family of mis-fits as they travel 700 miles to let their daughter compete in a child beauty pagent. Starring Steve Carrell as a convincingly suicidal gay man. The family is also made up of a failure fearing Dad, a stressed out mother, a mute Nietzche Reading teenager and a care-free, cocaine addicted Grandad. It wasn't really the funniest comedy of the year as the box describes but it was a good heart warming and occasionally suprising, dysfunctional family drama. 8/10
in the theatre I last watched The Men Who Stare At Goats. Starring George Clooney and Ewan Mcgregor as a supposed ex psychic warrior and a journalist respectively. The plot is divulged gradually using flasbacks to bring us up to date with current events. It was a wacky, off-beat comedy with perhaps one too many starwars jokes. Although this is off-set by the fact most of them are said by Mcgregor, who of course starred in the intergalactic saga. The pacing was reasonable, the plot non-sensical, the supporting cast of Jeff Bridges, Kevin Spacey and Robert Patrick were terriffic. Watch out for the scene where Kevin Spacey gives a fellow marine LSD to study it's effects, it reminisces Full Metal Jacket at it's surreal best. 7/10
in the theatre I last watched The Men Who Stare At Goats. Starring George Clooney and Ewan Mcgregor as a supposed ex psychic warrior and a journalist respectively. The plot is divulged gradually using flasbacks to bring us up to date with current events. It was a wacky, off-beat comedy with perhaps one too many starwars jokes. Although this is off-set by the fact most of them are said by Mcgregor, who of course starred in the intergalactic saga. The pacing was reasonable, the plot non-sensical, the supporting cast of Jeff Bridges, Kevin Spacey and Robert Patrick were terriffic. Watch out for the scene where Kevin Spacey gives a fellow marine LSD to study it's effects, it reminisces Full Metal Jacket at it's surreal best. 7/10
The Onion Movie
In the last scene, Steven Seagal punches a terrorist's cock. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!?
9,001 out of 5!
In the last scene, Steven Seagal punches a terrorist's cock. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!?
9,001 out of 5!