Krav Maga-training in how to brutally dismember,rip tear,disable,tickle(oops not manly!) and generally make people wish they hadn't,
also I regularly shoot auto shotgun and pistol's in a fairly practical outdoor range,taught by Army and SF instructors who hand you weapons with stoppages and time you,drag targets at you with ropes with no warning,scream or fire blanks behind you when you are on the firing line,and generally make it as close to real life stress as they can.
I also scared the living piss out of some asshole who was savagely kicking a poor little Jack Russell about 2 weeks ago(animal cruelty sends me into a towering rage),jumped off the bike in traffic and just got lit into him,someone else stuck in traffic called the cops cause they thought the guy was getting murdered(lol)and the upshot of it was he got his dog taken away(he had a history of abuse) and I am in the process of either myself or my sis taking the doggie(Max,he's lovely)ourselves.
So yeah,basically I'm so manly I shit Chuck Norrises.
