What's the Most Evil Thing you can do in the Next 10 Minutes?
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You couldn't feed 200 babies a single bite of anything in ten minutes without help. The blender bit varies depending upon your blender (a large enough one to blend hundreds of babies at once) and the method for feeding babies (assuming ~20 seconds per baby for a proper puree, that means you'll need to feed in a baby every 2.9 seconds, a feat that could readily be accomplished if you could automate the feeding process and queuing the babies didn't count towards your time. Presumably, this could be done as part you forcibly shove ghost peppers into their mouths), but I'd wager with proper preparation it is possible.D Bones said:
You have ten minutes to find an implement that could quickly inflict a mortal wound. Waiting for an opening might be the trick if the implement requires close proximity.Agarth said:
I'd wait the ten minutes and then blow Hitler's remaining nut. Then Satan would look at me going "Oh, so NOW you choose to be evil?", and I'd be all like "Pfft, dude, c'mon. What'd you EXPECT was gonna happen? Seriously! I was only bringing balance to his pants!"
And Satan would be all like, "But dude, that was his LAST TESTICLE!", and I'd be all like "Pfft, and?"
And Hitler would be all like, "OMG." laying on the ground groping himself in pain and trying to stop the bleeding and whining like he'd actually been hurt or something, and then Satan would be like "Shit dude, you're scary." and then like, make me his second in command or something, which wouldn't work well 'cause I'm Chaotic Good with Neutral Tendencies, but at least the climate would be warm, and so I could get used to that, but then I'd die, and since I was working for Satan, my soul would go to hell, except that none of these things actually exist, so I guess I would die and the world would stop?
Or my personal world, with all you in it, and the no-nutted Hitler and everything would be. OR something.
FuckitI'mgoingtobed.
And Satan would be all like, "But dude, that was his LAST TESTICLE!", and I'd be all like "Pfft, and?"
And Hitler would be all like, "OMG." laying on the ground groping himself in pain and trying to stop the bleeding and whining like he'd actually been hurt or something, and then Satan would be like "Shit dude, you're scary." and then like, make me his second in command or something, which wouldn't work well 'cause I'm Chaotic Good with Neutral Tendencies, but at least the climate would be warm, and so I could get used to that, but then I'd die, and since I was working for Satan, my soul would go to hell, except that none of these things actually exist, so I guess I would die and the world would stop?
Or my personal world, with all you in it, and the no-nutted Hitler and everything would be. OR something.
FuckitI'mgoingtobed.
Eh. I just think people like Stalin and Pol Pot don't get enough air time. I blame it on Eurocentrism in historical thinking.TGBA said:
Resurrecting Hitler just doesn't seem like the utmost evil that the devil could possibly come up with. Why isn't the threat something more like, "If you don't do something evil in 10 minutes, I'll infect everyone on Earth with ebola?" I guess killing everyone off wouldn't leave enough souls around to torment, though....
I would say that the Devil is bluffing and sit there with a smug smile on my face for the next ten minutes.
Vivisect a sorority girl. Don't worry though, I won't kill her. She'll live a long tie as a crippled disfigured freak writhing in pain for the rest of her life. That evil enough? How about I make 4chan the world's only form of entertainment? Or how about I make me some slippers out of babies? I know, I'll permanently shut down xbox live and kill Bruce Campbell.
Brutally murder everyone I come across in the next ten minutes... with a bible... while singing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"... while naked.
Well, realistically I mean.
Well, realistically I mean.
Go walk old ladies across roads, order flowers to people's houses and donate my money to some awesome foundation. Make Satan think humanity is even less evil than he thought so that he resurrects Stalin as well. That's pretty evil.
Kill everyone in the house. Then, with the 7 minutes left, send a message to everyone I know belittling them, and make them realize they are horrible, careless people who will do nothing but forget about me when I'm long gone from this earth. Because, realistically, I don't think I'm well-known at all. I could disappear, and I don't think anyone would notice. Maybe a few would, but they probably wouldn't give it much thought at first.
But, I love you guys too much to be evil.
But, I love you guys too much to be evil.
Kill everyone in my dorm. That good enough? Also why is the devil appearing before me to say this? Shouldn't he go to someone other than a random college kid?
who said anything about an answer? the devil's in no mood for talking, he/she's too busy resurrecting Hitler! your only option is to be very evil!Uberpig said:
i had a friend once who thought death was an attractive person of the opposite sex, to add, and i quote "a sweeter side to death" or something like that
BECAUSE! the point of the thread is that the devil doesnt think people are evil enough, so he/she'll resurrect a very evil person to even the odds, unless you can prove to him/her that humans can be very evil by doing something evil in the next 10 minutes!Underground Man said:
Wow. Just, wow.D Bones said:
I was gonna suggest heading down to my local church, crucifying the vicar and then setting fire to the cross, but that just seems so half-arsed now....
