What's the weirdest thing you've been bitten by?

[Disaster Button]

So I was just bitten by a ferret after it tried to nest in my hair. What about you?

 

[crudus]

a bee bit me on the eyebrow. No, not stung, bit.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Joel, a 15 year old friend of mine. Funny as hell XD

 

[Armored Prayer]

My pet fishes.

It actually tickles.

 

[Amnestic]

My ex-girlfriend?

 

[The Rockerfly]

I've been bitten by my stick insects when I used to own them, you barely feel it though

My ex-girlfriend?

[sub][sub]That's not strange, she does it to everyone...*cough*...moving on[/sub][/sub]

 

[Kollega]

My 12-year old brother,multiple times. It's kind of strange how i haven't been transformed into Adolf Hitler yet.

There may have been other things,but i forgot.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Err.....myself? I bit nails, and the flesh around it. Sometimes it bled. Glad I stopped doing that, my nails are all neat and trimmed now.

 

[Deadpewl]

A ladybug. That was a real wtf moment. My friends tried to convince me that it was something else , but I know that it was that damned, evil ladybug.

 

[Fbuh]

I've been bitten by love.

 

[ryai458]

so hard not to make a mother related joke but i will take the high road
I have been bitten by a horse

 

[Catchy Slogan]

A horse fly. They hurt like a Mother Fu-

 

[HT_Black]

A chicken with a spinal deformation. That was...unusual.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

A turtle bit me once, still have the scar.

 

[RyQ_TMC]

This totally calls for a "your mom" joke, but I'll be a good boy and keep on-topic...

I once was bitten after dark by an unidentified insect while on a mountain trip, I managed to kill it, but it hurt like hell and when I tried feeling for the bite, it felt like a massive bubble with some leakage, so I got afraid of an allergic reaction and stuff... Then I woke up in the morning and it was completely gone, the only evidence it hadn't been a dream in the form of mangled remains of the culprit lying next to my bed...

 

[Evil the White]

Goldfish and a rabbit that suddenly turned vicious.

 

[CerealKiller]

A ladybug. That was a real wtf moment. My friends tried to convince me that it was something else , but I know that it was that damned, evil ladybug.

That's something that i haven't heard before..!I guess they're too sneaky for me. >_>

Anyway,i had a water-turtle and it bit my finger once (i admit that i was the one to blame though.i was fooling around and it probably mistook my finger for food). xD

 

[GodsAndFishes]

My guinea pig, although to be fair I did deserve it...I was poking my finger into his mouth.

 

[Remember_the_name]

A guinea pig. Bit through my finger, I bled for 15 min till it stopped.

ha

My guinea pig, although to be fair I did deserve it...I was poking my finger into his mouth.

Me too I was feeding it carrots and it was sniffing my finger so I kinda left my finger hanging there then chomp.

 

[Eldarion]

Your mother.

Yhea, I decided to go there.

Seriously though, weirdest thing would have to be my old girlfriend.