What's the weirdest thing you've been bitten by?

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Amnestic

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RAND00M said:
Amnestic said:
She was batshit crazy.
Where can i find her?
Not batshit crazy in the good way. At all. I like the crazy ones as well.



The Rockerfly said:
Amnestic said:
The Rockerfly said:
Amnestic said:
My ex-girlfriend?
[sub][sub]That's not strange, she does it to everyone...*cough*...moving on[/sub][/sub]
Now I can't believe that. She was religious batshit crazy, but she wasn't a slag :p
Haha let's be honest it's not really a comment you sould probably take seriously
I didn't. My first comment wasn't exactly the most serious one in the world either ;)
 

Fniff

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A vampi-- AGH!

A rapto-- AGH!

A ferret with plastic wings? (Cookie for the reference!)
 

Iron Mal

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A female Stag beetle, might I add that the girl's bite hurts a hell of a lot more than the guy's (they are literally a *****).
 

GrinningManiac

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Fniff said:
A vampi-- AGH!

A rapto-- AGH!

A ferret with plastic wings? (Cookie for the reference!)
XDCK?

Hmmm...probably...OH YEAH: SATAN-BUG

When I was trekking in Peru, we were relaxing in the group tent, when I had what felt like a paperclip-thingy go Cha-CHUNK in the back of my neck

A funny thing flew off the back of my neck onto the table. We caught it and looked at it. It was shiny black, like a housefly with daddylongleg legs, and bright orange mosquito wings

Freaking thing. I dubbed it teh Satan-Bug. Evil bastard
 

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Stormcloud23 said:
A goose, them motherfucka's is crazy
I got chased down by one of those before! That and a pecock. I need to stop messing with birds...
 

Biek

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My friends Tokkeh. Its a species of gecko named after the sound they make (To-kay). Felt like 2 little vampire teeth punctured the skin. And they have this poison that causes burning pain. It was rather unpleasant.

I had some lizards of my own. But only one of them was agressive. An orange anole. But it just felt like there was a clothes peg on your finger.
 

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TheNumber1Zero said:
Arcanz said:
This thing, ewwwww. It's nasty, I hate them. The little one is actually the same animal, the big one is just after it's been sucking blood for some time.
You mean a tick? I've been bit by those plenty of times, a few of which in an area you don't wanna get bit.
Stormcloud23 said:
A goose, them motherfucka's is crazy
GodsAndFishes said:
My guinea pig, although to be fair I did deserve it...I was poking my finger into his mouth.
I have been bitten by all of those things.
 

slabomeat

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You know your in a weird spot in your life when your girlfriend bites you more that kisses you. But as far as non human goes, a venus fly trap.
 

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hotacidbath said:
Hmm, this is going to be quite the list:
Piping Guan
Ocelot
Silky Chicken
Coati
Bobcat
Flemish Giant
New Guinea Singing Dog
Ah, the joys of zookeeping. I would like to note that most of these were more along the lines of playful nibbles except for the birds. That piping guan used to terrify me and the silky chickens were mean. I'm also sure that there are more, but these are the ones I remember for some reason.
You made those up, admit it.

I hope you did otherwise you might've just caused a /thread.