What's the weirdest thing you've been bitten by?

[Marcus Dubious]

A human.... when I was 5.

Sneaky Uncle?

 

[The AI]

A tiny grass snake that I picked up by the tail when I was like... 10 or 11.

 

[Grayjack]

A man bit me earlier today in the hand. After I killed him I went home. I'm feeling kinda sick though...

 

[VicunaBlue]

a brown recluse spider

Sounds painful. Dud you get necrosis, or was it not that bad?

OP: Zombies? anyone else?...

Probably either a cricket or a guinea pig.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I got bit by a tick. That's not the worst part, though. Just know that the place where I got bit by a tick cannot be shown in public...

*Also 3000th post*

 

[J-Alfred]

a gecko. picked it up to put it outside, and I felt some pressure on my thumb, and the gecko was biting me. it didn't hurt at all, just kind of surreal.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

uhm, i'm not sure what's wrong with you that a ferret tried to nest in your hair.

OT: the wierdest thing i've been bitten by? wow, this is tough, i've been bitten by a lot of things.....i'd have to say, a lemming.

 

[Helimocopter]

Saint Bernard, 15 year old girl, crayfish

two of these three are dead now, you guess which

 

[psychowatcher]

A ladybug. That was a real wtf moment. My friends tried to convince me that it was something else , but I know that it was that damned, evil ladybug.

I knew I couldn't be the only one!!! Ladybugs can be evil little things, hiding behind their cuteness...

 

[satanslawer123]

My ex-girlfriend?

Yeah same here..
I wonder why this is so common...?

same here and we wernt even going out at the time

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I have been bitten by many things, they include:

Brown Recluse Spider
Ex-girlfriend during sex
Parrot (it was nesting in my hair so I shooed it away, it then bit me and crapped on my shoulder)
Sheep
Grasshopper
Ginger person (It was "kick-a-ginger-day" so they took revenge upon me)