What's the weirdest thing you've been bitten by?

[konkwastaken]

A girl, on the shoulder. We weren't even doing anything dirty, she just walked up to me and bit my shoulder, strange child.

My god i have had exactly the same thing happen to me about 3 weeks ago.

 

[CargoHold]

A quokka.

 

[silasbufu]

women. good kind of weird

 

[BonsaiK]

A crab bit me when I was at the beach once. Really fucking hurt, too.

 

[Insanum]

This thing, ewwwww. It's nasty, I hate them. The little one is actually the same animal, the big one is just after it's been sucking blood for some time.

Spoiler: Nasty

Sheep Tic?

My cat got COVERED IN THEM.

Ive been bitten by fleas (damn Cats) And ive been bitten by various bitey flies.

And an african Grey Parrot. The bastard hated me.

 

[Zombie Meatlumps]

A monkey. Right through my hand, the little bastard. I had to have a rabies and tetanus shot. I still have a god damn scar.

 

[Zombie Meatlumps]

A quokka.

One of those SoaB's kicked me when I was, like, 5. Their nails are sharp.

 

[CargoHold]

One of those SoaB's kicked me when I was, like, 5. Their nails are sharp.

One bit me and when we went back to the cottage place we were staying in, there was one in the kitchen. No idea how it got there, the doors were closed and locked- it was waiting for me.

 

[Zersy]

A girl.

Seriously girls are the wierdest things.

Hhahahhaa I kid.

But i did get bit by one randomly.

 

[VanityGirl]

spider... I didn't get amazing spider powers, but I also didn't go to the hospital so WOO!

 

[Zombie Meatlumps]

One of those SoaB's kicked me when I was, like, 5. Their nails are sharp.

One bit me and when we went back to the cottage place we were staying in, there was one in the kitchen. No idea how it got there, the doors were closed and locked- it was waiting for me.

It's a conspiracy of Quokka's.

 

[J474]

I'm going to go with the general thing and say my girlfriend...a number of times...

And my tiny Chinese Dwarf Hamster. She's like two inches long.

And this really weird thing in the Welsh sea. It was like a really small grey worm that curled up into a spiral. One of the oddest things I have seen.

One of the above is the weirdest thing, depending on which kind of weird you want to use

 

[CargoHold]

It's a conspiracy of Quokka's.

Damn straight it is. They freak me out now. We need to start an underground resistance before it's too late.

 

[wewontdie11]

A girl, on the shoulder. We weren't even doing anything dirty, she just walked up to me and bit my shoulder, strange child.

My god i have had exactly the same thing happen to me about 3 weeks ago.

Maybe it's some kind of fetish I wasn't aware of. Some girls might really have a thing for shoulders.

 

[US Crash Fire]

My pet undulated moray eel when i was trying to feed him.

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[Shadowfaze]

Insane goth girl. wanted to drink my blood apparently. needless to say we broke up.

 

[magnuslion]

Solifigud. look it up.

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

A lobster, didn't use its claws just bit me, nasty little pr*ck got boiled about 90 seconds later... I love vengeance when it has no possible downside.

 

[IrirshTerrorist]

A girl, on the shoulder. We weren't even doing anything dirty, she just walked up to me and bit my shoulder, strange child.

My god i have had exactly the same thing happen to me about 3 weeks ago.

There must be a serial biter on the loose.

 

[Hctib]

A Scot. Dont ask.