What's the weirdest thing you've been bitten by?

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chinese_democracy

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The Gary Busey

Armed with powerful jaws, sharp claws, and a thick hide, Buseys are remarkably strong for its size. It has been known to kill prey as large as moose, although most typically when these are weakened by winter starvation or caught in deep snow. Buseys inhabiting the Old World (specifically, Fennoscandia) are more active hunters than their North American cousins. This may be because competing predator populations in Eurasia are not as dense, making it more practical for the Busey to hunt for itself than to wait for another animal to make a kill and then try to snatch it. They often feed on carrion left by wolves, so that changes in the population of wolves may affect the population of Buseys. Buseys are also known on occasion to eat babies.

 

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Griever18 said:
A cosplayer. During school.

At least she was cute.
was she cosplaying at the time.

i dont get bitten but my friend was bitten by a vegitarian who broke skin and scarred him.
 

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bcponpcp27 said:
A mysterious bug in the middle of the night. I was in South Carolina, I woke up one morning, and there was these two random marks on my hand that looked like a bite mark. I'm pretty sure something bit me. I still have the marks years later, whatever it was, I'm glad I didn't wake up.
That may have been the spider that bit me. I was helping someone move some boxes from their attic, and a few hours later I saw I had a bit mark on my arm. I guess the only weird thing about that bite was that I have no idea what it was (The spider is just an educated guess), and that I had an allergic reaction to the medicine my doctor gave me for the bite. That was not fun.
 

Hyldago

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I was once bitten by an elephant... well it was more like a trunk biting but regardless. Teaches my to try and feed em orange slices.
 

enriel

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Inanimate objects bite me frequently, but I'm not sure if that counts.

Weirdest legitimate thing I've been bitten by...would have to be a Miniature Deer. I wanted to tackle it.
 

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My best pal bit me on the sholder,

He proved to me that he loved the taste of human flesh.
 

soul_rune1984

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Micro hamsters are vicious little buggers. I was doing this co-op program at my school and I was placed in a pet store, and one of my jobs was to clean the cages. I put my hand in to take out the micro hamsters out and they all swarmed my hand sinking their little teeth into it. I must say, even thought it hurt it was a very effective and quick way of getting them out of the cage so it could be cleaned.
 

Thamous

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A lizard, buts that's not very rare. I was sneezed on by a robotic dinosaur once but that isn't very interesting at all.
 

tsb247

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crimsonshrouds said:
a brown recluse spider
I'm terrified of those things. I have them in my apartment during certain times of the year. Did the bite area necrotize (die)?

I've been bitten by a king snake and an iguana... I had big leather gloves on though, so it didn't really hurt.
 

Flos

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A degu (horn-tailed rat).

Bastard nearly bit all the way through. I couldn't move my thumb for a month.
 

Jark

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I got bitten by my girlfriend back in april.

On the tongue, no really, we were making out then she suddenly starts nibbling my tongue, was very "lolwut" :<