What's the weirdest thing you've been bitten by?

[C117]

Some freakish brown-black bug that suddenly just landed on my hand and bit me (then it got squashed).

 

[Chunko]

I once had to go to the hospital from summer camp because I had a horrible reaction to something that was causing my face to grow warts that ooze puss. They never found out what it was.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

well, some chick i know bit me because I wouldn't take my sunglasses off, and shes pretty weird in general

so her

 

[Smudge91]

My cousin when she was a baby thought it would be a good idea to have me for lunch instead of normal food. She is a strange child.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Basilisk, Rhino, Tyrannosaurus Rex, Wood Chipper, A T-800 terminator, and a mutated ant.

 

[Kukakkau]

A parrot bit me on the head during my work experience... I was just giving it water as well

 

[dazdex]

A gay guy....

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

A horse fly. They hurt like a Mother Fu-

They do indeed. I hate those big, scary buggers. I would crush them all, if I wasn´t afraid they might get angry with me.

My cat has bitten me a few times, and cats, as we all now, are weird critters.
A friend of mine was bitten by a cute little bunny once. It´s rather surprising how savage a ball of fur, roughly the size of man´s fist, can be. So kids, don´t mess with rabbits.

 

[cheese_wizington]

A ladybug. That was a real wtf moment. My friends tried to convince me that it was something else , but I know that it was that damned, evil ladybug.

That's happened to me also! I was like, this thing is so cool; it loves to crawl on me. Then BAM!

 

[Stein Inge]

a pelican... at a zoo in Cuba... the thing was out for blood, I swear....

 

[Fearzone]

Moray Eel.

Still have the scar.

Long story, but it involved marine biology research during undergrad.

 

[The Rockerfly]

I didn't. My first comment wasn't exactly the most serious one in the world either

High five or spamming for the forums ^-^
*high fives*

 

[hotacidbath]

Hmm, this is going to be quite the list:
Piping Guan
Ocelot
Silky Chicken
Coati
Bobcat
Flemish Giant
New Guinea Singing Dog
Ah, the joys of zookeeping. I would like to note that most of these were more along the lines of playful nibbles except for the birds. That piping guan used to terrify me and the silky chickens were mean. I'm also sure that there are more, but these are the ones I remember for some reason.

You made those up, admit it.

I hope you did otherwise you might've just caused a /thread.

Sorry to dash your hopes, but all true. Keep in mind though that this was over many years of working at a zoo. It wasn't all in one day.

 

[chefassassin2]

Easily the strangest was a drunk Ecuadorian. In a kitchen I worked in years ago, there was a diswasher from Ecuador. One night, we were all sitting around having a few after work, chatting about jobs that suck. I mentioned that being a dishwasher is a thankless, dirty job, and the punk leaned over and bit my arm. Dude could bite, too. i then explained how much I appreciate the hard work they do, and he bought the next round. But still...weird.

 

[Chicago Ted]

A girl I know bit a friend of mine two years ago. It was jokingly at first, but she bit quite hard. He still has the mark. Rumor has it that every time the moon becomes full, he wanders out of his home and become a Were-Branda. Least that's what we keep telling him.

 

[faceless chick]

The Easter bunny.
I'm serious.

I got bitten by a bunny on Easter.

 

[satanslawer123]

a fork